"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."
Tags:prison, prisons, dungeon, dungeons, prisoner, prisoners, crime, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, shackled, shackles, chain, chains, torture, torturing, stomach, stomachs, stomach muscle, stomach muscles, muscles, muscles, abdominal muscle, abdominal muscles, abs, fitness, exercise, in shape, definition, defined abs, defined muscles, well-defined, six-pack, six pack, bodybuilding, bodybuilder, bodybuilders
"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."
Tags:villain, villains, villainous, penny for your thoughts, kill, kills, killing, murder, murders, murdering, action movie, action movies, action film, action films, mastermind, masterminds, baddie, baddies, bad guy, bad guys, torture, tortures, torturing, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, evil
"Damn it, Farrell, if you're going to blow the whistle, blow it!"
Tags:whistle, whistles, whistler, whistling, whistleblower, whistleblowers, whistle blowers, whistle blower, meeting, meetings, anticipate, anticipates, anticipating, anticipation, suspense, live in suspense, living in suspense, wait, waits, waiting, other shoe, other shoe to drop, nervous, nervousness, torture, tortures, torturing, boardroom, boardrooms, board room, board rooms, ref, referee, referees, refereeing, impatient, impatience, lose patience, losing patience
Hell's Comedy Club
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, comedy club, comedy clubs, stand up, stand ups, stand up comedy, stand up comedian, stand up comedians, the after life, punishment, punishments, sinner, sinners, comedian, comedians, torture, torturing, bad comedy, bad comedian, bad comedians, brooklyn, audience, audiences, audience participation
"Take away their Game Boys!"
Tags:torture, torturer, tortured, torturing, tortures, torturers, dungeon, dungeons, grounded, game, games, gaming, gamer, gamers, geek, geeks, nerd, nerd culture, go to your room, medieval, punish, punished, punishing, punishment, punishes, trap, trapped, cage, cages, caged, tech, technology, gadget, gadgets, video games, vidya, handheld, handheld console, consoles, handheld gaming, gaming addiction
"All I'm getting out of him is a lot of profanity."
Tags:torture, tortures, torturing, torturer, tortured, medieval, medieval times, history, historical, historically, profanity, swearing, swear, bad language, bad word, unlawful, unfair, unfairly, bad words, won't talk, lips are sealed, dungeon, dungeons, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, manacles, chain, chained, hot poker, torture device, torture devices, what do you expect, violence, violent
"I'm sorry, Wilson, but here at Tastee Cookie Corp. we no longer recognize the Geneva Conventions."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, board member, board members, worker, workers, employee, employees, corporation, corporations, company, companies, office, offices, office life, torture, torturing, geneva convention, geneva conventions, human rights, violence, violent, management, pulley, pulleys, rope, ropes, workplace bullying, ethics, unethical
"It's a standard deathbed confession, Jimmy. Please don't make us drag out the rubber hoses."
Tags:deathbed, deathbeds, death bed, death beds, confess, confesses, confessing, confession, confessions, interrogate, interrogate, interrogating, interrogation, interrogations, homicide, homicides, homicide police, police, policemen, cop, cops, enhanced interrogation, criminal, criminals, torture, tortures, torturing, abuse, abuses, abusing, abuser, abusers
"I don't mean to be a snob, but I know what real leather sounds like."
"No more 'Hardball' - I'll talk!"
Tags:debate, debates, debate show, debate shows, political debate, political debates, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, talking head, talking heads, tv show, tv shows, news show, news shows, new channel, news channels, torture, tortures, torturing, torturous, enhanced interrogation, interrogate, interrogating, cruel, cruel and unusual, punishment, punishments, punishing, bicker, bickers, bickering, annoyance, annoying, useless, worthless, chatter, chatters, chattering
"It's not enough that I succeed. My friends must also be drawn and quartered."
Tags:king, kings, vengeance, revenge, enemy, enemies, frenemy, frenemies, jealous, jealousness, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, throne, thrones, drawing and quartering, torture, tortures, torturing, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, competitive, competitive spirit, competitive spirits, competitor, competitors, competition, competitions, royal, royals, royalty, jealous, jealousy, self-interest, self-interested, dog eat dog
Details at Eleven
Tags:stockade, stockades, torture, tortures, torturing, news hour, news hours, new show, news shows, newscast, newscasts, newscaster, newscasters, tabloid journalism, gossip, gossips, gossiping, local news, local news show, local news shows, pilgrim, pilgrims, puritan, puritans, salacious, salaciousness, salacious story, salacious stories, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, shame, shames, shaming, shun, shuns, shunning, pariah, pariahs, social pariah, social pariahs, social outcast
"I should have known - I hate the beach."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, underworld, hell, devil, devils, demon, demons, hades, lucifer, satan, hot, heat, beach, beaches, seashore, seaside, hate, dislike, torture, torturing, suffer, suffering, summer, summertime, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer break, travel, trip, trips
Coming Soon- Trump Circle
Tags:hell, devil, devils, trump, donald trump, president, president, politician, circles of hell, levels of hell, dantes inferno, dante's inferno, divine comedy, dante alighieri, the donald, build the wall, build a wall, fake news, dishonesty, real estate, construction, real estate empire, 9 circles of hell, torture, torturing, punishment, punishments, republican, republicans, gopm, not my president, racial issues, gender issues
"You know, this isn't helping convince people you're not a witch."
The Abu Ghraib Prison 'No Hard Feelings' Pizza Party
"We're always looking for new ways to increase the suffering."
Tags:suffer, suffers, suffering, cubicle, cubicles, hell, hellhole, hellholes, office, offices, office plan, office plans, dehumanize, dehumanizes, dehumanizing, dehumanise, dehumanising, dehumanises, corporate overlord, corporate overlords, office drone, office drones, torture, tortures, torturing, torturer, torturers, inferno, dante's inferno, divine comedy, dante
"Let's see how these terrorists deal with the minor annoyance of free, unsolicited U2 music."
Tags:u2, free album, free albums, album, albums, nuisance, nuisances, annoy, annoys, annoying, bono, airdrop, airdrops, airdropping, carpet bomb, carpet bombs, carpet bombing, bomb, bombs, bombing, bombing campaign, bombing campaigns, terrorist, terrorists, terrorism, annoyance, annoyances, torture, tortures, torturing, interrogation, enhanced interrogation, interrogating
"But first we're going to watch your phone die."
Tags:gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, crime, criminal, criminals, death, execution, murder, murderer, murderers, kill, killer, killers, dock, docks, waterfront, pier, piers, harbour, harbor, harbours, harbors, water, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, lake, lakes, sleeping with the fish, cement, cement shoes, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, torture, torturing, suffer, suffering, cruel, waterlogged, dead phone, phone obsession, phone obsessed, modern life, millennial, millennials
"Excuse me-those performance reviews were supposed to be anonymous."
Tags:performance review, performance reviews, torture, tortures, torturing, torturer, torturers, punishment, punishments, corporal punishment, corporal punishments, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, form, forms, fill out forms, fills out forms, filling out forms, pushing papers, paper pusher, paper pushers, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, upper management, boss, bosses, hassle, hassles, hassling
"It's alive! Alive!!"
Tags:frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, frankensteins monster, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, child rearing, upbringing, bringing up, childhood, kid, kids, toddler, toddlers, terrible 2s, terrible twos, mad scientist, mad scientist, acting out, bad influences, bad influence, negative influence, negative influences, modern times, modern attiudes, modern life, disturbed, disturbing, disturbed child, disturbed children, torture, torturing, teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears
"We've tried all the news channels - this guy is unbreakable."
Tags:news channel, news channels, 24 hour news cycle, news cycle, news cycles, cable news, tv news, torture, tortures, torturing, interrogate, interrogates, interrogating, interrogation, interrogations, unbreakable, enhanced interrogation, enhanced interrogation program, crack, cracks, cracking, kidnapper, kidnappers, kidnapping, question, questions, questioning, terrorist, terrorists, guantanamo, gitmo, unwatchable, bore, bores, boring, mainstream media, msm
"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dentistry, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, teeth cleaning, cleaning, teeth cleanings, cleanings, going to the dentist, flossing, punishment, punishments, torture, torturing, cavity, cavities, pain, painful, modern life
"Whoa! Way too much information."
"Could I please go back to the rack now?"
Tags:meeting, meetings, torture, tortures, rack, the rack, bored, boring, torturing, torturous, torturer, board, boards, board meeting, office meeting, office life, pointless meetings, bores, bore, tedious, uninteresting, suffer, suffering, management, managers, plan, planning, business, businesses, unbearable