"I hate to admit it, but a man with a big carbon footprint makes me hot."
"You eat dog - excellent!"
Bunk Bed Prisoners
"Everything, I take it, will be al dente."
"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"
A man is sat between thugs on the subway.
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"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"
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"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."
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"When you're a champ, Ma'am, every fight is a tough fight."
"Hey, nice body! Not you, the car! ... That's what she said! ... Oh, yeah? Ask me about your wife!"
"If you can stand the cuteness, take a look at my cat."
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Average dog sits at bar and looks nervously at a big tough dog, who has the words BAD DOG tattooed on his paws.
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"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."
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"A guy gets his legs broken, he should have the right to choose his own doctor."
Tags:choose a doctor, chooses a doctor, choosing a doctor, obamacare, aca, affordable care act, debt, debts, medical debt, medical debts, criminal, criminals, criminality, broken leg, broken legs, insurance, health insurance, health care, american healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, human rights, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, tough guy, tough guys, outrage, outraged, outrageous, mafia insurance, organized crime
". . . and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."
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"My strength is the strength of ten because I'm fourteen."
"This is Roscoe. He's in Accounts Receivable."
"It's the final four."
"I eat guys like you for breakfast."
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"Everything I have to say about politics, pal, I say on the internet."
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"'Bulldog! Bulldog! Bow, wow, wow'—that's how you voted?"
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Workmen eat steel beams at lunch hour.
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"You hugging me? Are you hugging me? I don't see anyone else here... YOU HUGGING ME??"
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Nature's greatest conflicts: killer whale vs. killer bee