"I wouldn't. It's a toupee."
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rock climbing, rock climber, rock climbers, climb, climbing, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports, thrill seeker, thrill seekers, toupee, toupees, hair pull, pulling hair, men, man, hair loss, wig, wigs"A few minutes ago, God very graciously called to congratulate me."
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self confidence, confident, over confident, over confidence, over compensating, over compensate, president, presidents, politics, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, donald, trump, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small hands, maga, make america great again, build the wall, build a wall, campaign, campaigns, devil, devils, satan, satanic, evil, demon, victory, hell, hellishA man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.
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decapitation, decapitations, decapitated, headless, guillotine, guillotines, french revolution, hair, collect, collects, collecting, collection, collections, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, opportunist, opportunists, opportunistic, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, execution, executions, executing"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, donald, trump, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small hands, ed koch, koch, mayor, mayors, nyc, new york, new york city, feud, feuds, enemies, enemy"You can eat the one marshmallow right now, or if you wait fifteen minutes, I'll give you two marshmallows and swear you in as President of the United States."
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political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, politics, political, melania, donald, trump, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, judge, judges, justice, chief justice, inauguration, swearing in, oath, oaths, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small hands, first lady, first ladies, potus, maga, make america great again, republican, republicans, gop, grand ole party, bribe, bribes, rewards, reward, child, children, kid, kidsA man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
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man, men, hair, bald, balding, hair loss, alopecia, hairspray, spray, sprays, spray-on, spray-on hair, hair in a can, self-conscious, embarrassed, embarrassing, covering up, hiding, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, solution, solutions, problem, problems, hairstyle, hairstyles, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, illusion, illusions, fake, false, innovation, innovative, invention, inventions, beauty, modern lifeDifference of Opinion
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press, news, news anchor, news anchors, tv, tvs, television, televisions, fake news, reporter, reporters, journalism, journalists, journalist, rival, rivals, difference of opinion, disagree, disagreement, president, presidents, donald, trump, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small hands, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, democrat, democrats, democratic, republican, republicans"I keep thinking how much pleasanter New York would be without Ed, Donald, and George."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, new york, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, donald, trump, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small hands, ed, koch, ed koch, mayor, mayors"Other countries are laughing at us!"
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, donald, trump, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small hands, clown, clowns, idiot, idiots, embarrassing, embarrassment, laughing stock, united states, usa"Don't mention hair loss."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hair loss, balding, alopecia, sensitive, self-conscious, toupee, toupees, wig, wigs, cover-up, cover up, hiding, embarrassed, embarrassing, old, age, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-agedThe Formative Years at Rockaway Beach
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rockaway beach, queens, new york city, new york, nyc, beach, beaches, donald, trump, the donald, child, children, adolescent, adolescence, childhood, kid, kids, sandcastle, sandcastles, formative years, name, surname, legal name, last name, ego, egomaniac, egotistical, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, politics, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, donald, trump, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, swearing in, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small hands"...and will to the best of my ability, which is terrific ability, by the way. Everyone agrees, I have fantastic ability. So there's no problem with my ability, believe me..."
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terrific, self confidence, confident, over confident, over confidence, over compensating, over compensate, president, presidents, politics, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, sworn in, oath, oaths, melania, donald, trump, first lady, first ladies, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, swearing in, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small hands"I'm sure it's a rug."
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businessman, businessmen, balding, hair loss, alopecia, bald, no hair, losing hair, going bald, hiding, covering, head, heads, embarrassed, embarrassment, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, gossip, gossiping, wordplay, word play, man, men, beauty, health, hairstyle, hairstyles, hair"I used to wear a rug, and then I decided that bald says integrity - right?"
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hairpiece, hairpieces, hair-piece, hair-pieces, hair piece, hair pieces, integrity, toupee, toupees, rug, rugs, honest, honesty, businessmen, businessman, hair loss, male pattern baldness, male-pattern baldness, upfront, business practice, transparent, transparency, good impression, good impressionsOrange Fake King
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donald, trump, realdonaldtrump, business, businessman, businessmen, wealthy, wealthy people, wealthy person, wealthy man, fake news, republican, republican nominee, republican nominees, the donald, president, presidents, orange, toupee, toupees, baby hands, tiny hands, drumpf, political leader, political leaders, politics, government, maga, fake king, king, kings, monarch, monarchy, entitled, control freak, dictator, royal, royaltyA halo lifts a toupee off an angel.
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toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, wig, wigs, giveaway, giveaways, bald, balds, balding, angel, angels, heaven, heavenly, afterlife, afterlives, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, awkward, socially awkward"Just impeachy, thanks. And you?"
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, democrat, democrats, democratic, democracy, republican, republicans, impeach, impeached, impeachment, bill clinton, clinton, bill, trump, donald, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small handsTrump Kills it at the UN
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donald, trump, realdonaldtrump, business, businessman, businessmen, wealthy, wealthy people, wealthy person, wealthy man, fake news, republican, republican nominee, republican nominees, the donald, president, presidents, orange, toupee, toupees, baby hands, tiny hands, drumpf, political leader, political leaders, politics, government, maga, united nations, un, speech, speechesTrump Post Kim
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donald, trump, realdonaldtrump, business, businessman, businessmen, wealthy, wealthy people, wealthy person, wealthy man, fake news, republican, republican nominee, republican nominees, the donald, president, presidents, orange, toupee, toupees, baby hands, tiny hands, drumpf, political leader, political leaders, politics, government, maga"My hair has been a great source of comfort to me."
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hair, hairline, hairlines, receding hairline, receding hairlines, bald, baldness, male pattern baldness, head of hair, middle age, middle aged, flaunt, flaunts, flaunting, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, middle age, middle aged, confidence, confidence, self-confident, self-confidence, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, barber, barbers, salon, hair salon, hair salons, midlife crisis, midlife crises"Lose the rug."
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saint peter, st peter, heaven, heavens, pearly gates, st peters gate, afterlife, life after death, angel, angels, saint, saints, toupee, toupees, hair loss, hairstyle, hairstyles, fake hair, gates of heaven, dead, die, died, death"I knew you wore a toupee but now you're telling me the moustache is fake?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, man, men, dating, date, dates, false, fake, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, balding, hairloss, hair loss, alopecia, facial hair, moustache, moustaches, mustache, mustaches, lie, lies, liar, liars, lying, dishonest, dishonesty, revelation, revelations, confession, confessions, shocking, beauty, beauty standards