"Now we're passing by a great big sign urging us to buy sofas!"
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"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."
Tags:art, art museum, art museums, art gallery, art galleries, exhibit, exhibits, exhibition, exhibitions, painting, paintings, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painter, painters, audioguide, audioguides, audio guide, audio guides, audio tour, audio tours, guide, guides, tour, tours, recording, quality, critique, criticism, critic, critics, criticising, criticizing, trash, garbage, rubbish, junk, bad quality, curator, curators, art appraiser, art appraisers
"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."
I love NY - except for you foreigners with too much dough
"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."
Tags:family, families, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, parents, parent, parenting, parental, paternal, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, pop, pops, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothering, maternal, jungle, jungles, lost, fault, faults, blame, blames, blaming, tourist, tourism, tour, argue, argument, married, marriage, married life, marriage problems, husband, wife, husband and wife
"On the other hand, we've had a lot of wonderful years in the tourist business."
The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo
"Gee, honey, this place has got everything."
"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"
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"I love travel - it's so much fun to spend money in a different place."
"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"
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Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic
"Congressman, you need a junket."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diagnosis, diagnoses, prescribing, prescription, prescriptions, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, health, politics, politician, politicians, congressman, congressmen, representative, representatives, house of representatives, congress, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., american, america, american politics, junket, junkets, trip, rips, tour, tours, event, events, celebration, celebrations, government, governments, government official, government officials, elected official, elected officials, public funds, tax, taxes, tax money, waste of money, spending public fund, spending tax money, wasteful spending
"Like so many New Yorkers, I've lived here all my life and never been to the top of the Empire State Building."
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'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'
First Class Travel
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"And this is where we adjust the interest rate."
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Derek Trucks Susan Tedeschi
Hillary's Listening Tour of Apartment 8-B
Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.
"Sadly, no food was produced after they all became motivational speakers."
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"Here are the office supplies-it's also where people weep or sexually harass each other."
Tags:office supply, office supplies, closet, closets, supply closet, supply closets, sexual harassment, hookup, hookups, hook-up, hooks-up, hooking up, tour, tours, grand tour, grand tours, employment, place of employment, office romance, office romances, affair, affairs, new guy, new guys, show him the ropes, shows him the ropes, showing him the ropes, storage closet, storage closets
"I find the ride goes a lot quicker when you have someone to try to convert."
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Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."
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"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."
Tags:stranded, marooned, adventure, adventures, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders, sail, sails, sailing, tourist, tourists, tourism, city slicker, city slickers, city folk, safari, on safari, tough guy, tough guys, fake, fakes, faking, facsimile, facsimiles, tour, tour group, tour groups, coward, cowards, cowardly, roleplay, roleplays, roleplaying, role play, role plays, role playing