Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic
"Well, tell me. Is this Aztec, Mayan, Olmec, or Toltec?"
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"Sadly, no food was produced after they all became motivational speakers."
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Maps to the house arrests of the stars
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"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."
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Double-Decker Walking Tours.
"And let me guess. . . you're form New York."
"And coming up on the right is another area ruined by the likes of you."
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"And to your right you'll see an extremely troubled young woman who thinks she's a tour guide."
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"Of course, people were much shorter back then."
"And you can also see Rodin's lesser-known 'The Watcha Thinkin Bout-er'."
Carl's Glass- Bottom Bus Tours
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"On your left, you'll see the apartment where my ex-wife tore my heart out, stepped on it, and flushed it down the toilet. Also a deli."
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"North face of Everest: howling winds, sub-zero cold, insufficient oxygen, menswear."
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"And yes, most of you could have done this."
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"Notice how her eyes follow your bluetooth-enabled visitor badges around the room."
"Contrary to popular belief, this city was in fact founded on post-funk dubtronica."
"And to the port, the most sequestered jury in the world."
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