"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."
"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
Tags:monster, sea monster, sea monsters, monsters, monstrous, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, tourist season, tourist trap, tourist traps, occult beast, occult, beast, beasts, shore, shores, seashore, sea shore, swimming, swim, swims, beaches, beach, coast, coastal break, season, end of the season, summer, summer time, pity, pitiful, cthulu, lovecraft, lovecraftian, lovecrafts, tentacle, tentacles, tentacled, at the beach, family, family holiday, family holidays, kaiju, kaiju, cosmic horror, horrors, cosmic entity
"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"
"Now we're passing by a great big sign urging us to buy sofas!"
Tags:sign, signs, signage, ad, advert, adverts, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisement, market, marketing, bill board, billboard, roadside, tour, tours, tourist, tourists, tour bus, tourbus, tour-bus, bus tour, bus tours, consumer, consumerism, consumers, capitalism, capitalist, critique, critic, critical, critically, social critique, anger, angry
"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."
Tags:mt. everest, everest, mount everest, mountain, mountains, the himalayas, nepal, tibet, china, climb, climbing, mountain climbing, climber, climbers, mountain climber, mountain climbers, chore, escalator, escalators, technology, modern, modern life, sherpa, sherpas, white privilege, picnic, picnics, champagne, lazy, laziness, first world privilege, dark tourism, tourism, tourist, tourists, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, trip, trips, easy
"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"
"He died young."
Tags:history, historical, egypt, ancient, ancient egypt, egyptian, pyramids, giza, pyramid, tomb, tombs, grave, graves, death, dead, young, youth, died young, age, ages, child, children, kid, kids, pharaoh, pharaohs, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, small, tiny, mini, tourist, tourists, tourism, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists
"God must have been very pleased."
Tags:france, notre-dame, cathedral, cathedrals, church, churches, architecture, architect, architects, religion, religious, christianity, christian, christians, catholic, catholics, catholicism, god, happy, pleased, impressive, impressed, worship, worshipping, landmark, landmarks, medieval, history, historical, gothic, art, tourist, tourists, tourism
"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."
"I'm thinking of doing Pamplona this year."
"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, trip, trips, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourism, tourist, tourists, government, governments, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, illegal immigration, illegal alien, illegal aliens, illegal immigrant, crack down, crack downs, cracking down, foreigner, foreigners, international, bureaucracy, immigration policy, wordplay, word play, pun, puns
I love NY - except for you foreigners with too much dough
"We're just here for a few days to get our names crudely Anglicized, do some shopping, sightseeing—stuff like that."
Tags:ellis island, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, anglicized, anglicised, sightseer, sightseers, sightseeing, sightsee, immigration, immigration policy, border control, border controls, immigration policy, immigration controls, us history, american history, american experience, melting pot, melting pots
"Where is Madison Avenue? You might well ask."
"Would you mind?"
Tags:gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, tourist, tourists, tourism, camera, cameras, family, families, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, paraphernalia, picture, pictures, crimes, criminal, criminals
Bus for Dogs
Tags:bus, buses, transport, transportation, bus company, dog, dogs, passengers, passenger, role reversal, dogs driving, driving dog, human-like dog, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owners, pet owner, bus driver, bus drivers, coach, coaches, travel, travelling, traveling, traveler, travelers, travellers, traveller, bus tour, bus tours, tourism, tourist, tourists, road trip, road trips, tour group, tour groups
"We keep it simple. That's our god of fertility."
Tags:anthropology, anthropological, explorer, explorers, document, documentaries, volcano, volcanoes, native, natives, tribe, tribes, tribal, tourist, tourists, tourism, dark tourism, civilised, civilized, fertility, fertile, simple, keep it simple, keep it simple stupid, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, like rabbits
Information: You are a tourist.
"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."
Tags:family, families, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, parents, parent, parenting, parental, paternal, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, pop, pops, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothering, maternal, jungle, jungles, lost, fault, faults, blame, blames, blaming, tourist, tourism, tour, argue, argument, married, marriage, married life, marriage problems, husband, wife, husband and wife
"Nice little touch of humility!"
"We must be in the Village."
Tags:city, cities, urban, village, villages, town, towns, small town, small towns, rural, lost, confused, confusion, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourism, tourist, tourists, city folk, city slicker, city slickers, city dweller, city dwellers, map, maps, ny, nyc, new york, new york city, greenwich village
"On the other hand, we've had a lot of wonderful years in the tourist business."
"But I take it a canoe trip along the lower Amazon does not appeal."
Tags:travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, travel agencies, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourism, tourist, tourists, canoe, canoes, canoeing, amazon river, amazon, old age, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, fitness, health, bad idea, retirement, retiree, retirees
The Euro-Trash Trashcan
Tags:euro, european, europeans, eurotrash, euro-trash, euro trash, trash, trashy, trashed, france, french, paris, parisian, eu, brexit, european union, union, europe, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, litter, littering, litters, tourist, tourism, tourists, fashion, fashions, fashionable, culture, culture shock, cultural, bin, bins, trash, trashes, trashcan, trash can, play on words, word play, pun, puns
Little Tiny Push-Carts