"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
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"Ça suffit, good buddy!"
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"I love travel - it's so much fun to spend money in a different place."
"It's all become so Disneyfied."
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Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.
"He loved New York."
"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."
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"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."
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Cave Paintings Audio Guide
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"Oh, I beg your pardon! I thought you were extinct."
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"And to your right you'll see an extremely troubled young woman who thinks she's a tour guide."
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"Hooray! The last of the summer people!"
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Crowded Ice Fishing
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"The meaning of existence is this thirty-two-dollar jar of salt."
"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."
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"To get back to the main road, you turn left at the fork just before the bridge and go around yonder hill to Dark Hollow...."
Tags:direcction, directions, monster, monsters, monstrous, misdirect, misdirects, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, human sacrifice, human sacrifices, tourist, tourists, tourist trap, tourist traps, lost, get lost, gets lost, getting lost, back road, back roads, back woods, horror novel, horror novels, horror
"When I go see a big pile of rocks, I want to be entertained."
"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."
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An empty chair sits in front of an artist's easel equipped with a mirror; a nearby sign reads "Self Portraits $10."
Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City
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The back of the Taj Mahal.
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The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.
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Tourists in New York – where are they from?
"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"
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