"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
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"Ça suffit, good buddy!"
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"I love travel - it's so much fun to spend money in a different place."
"It's all become so Disneyfied."
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Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.
"He loved New York."
"The town has no history, Signore. It was built from scratch three years ago, entirely for the tourist trade."
Tags:italy, italian, italians, tourism, tourist, tourists, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, landmark, landmarks, sightseeing, history, historical, modern, tourist trap, tourist traps, tourist trade, tourism industry, fake, false, fraudulent, pretend, artificial, trick, tricks, greed, greedy
"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."
Tags:language barrier, language barriers, local, locals, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, tourist trap, tourist traps, tourism, language, languages, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, vacationing, resentment, local economy, holidaymaker, holidaymakers, holiday-maker, holiday-makers, resenting, resentful, destination, destinations, local economy
Cave Paintings Audio Guide
Tags:neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early man, cave painting, cave paintings, audio guide, audio guides, tourist trap, tourist traps, audio tour, audio tour, tourist, tourists, lascaux, art gallery, art galleries, cave art
"Oh, I beg your pardon! I thought you were extinct."
Tags:american indian, american indians, native american, native americans, bigot, bigots, bigoted, presumptuous, survive, survives, surviving, survival, pardon, pardons, racism, attitude, attitudes, adobe, house, houses, home, homes, reservation, reservations, tourist trap, tourist traps, tourism, tourists, tourist
"And to your right you'll see an extremely troubled young woman who thinks she's a tour guide."
Tags:urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, gig economy, travel, travelling, tour, tours, touring, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, on holiday, tourism, tourist, tourists, tourist trap, tourist traps, sketchy, bad tours, tour guide, guide, guides, delusion, deluded, crazy, language, speech patterns, speech, word play, play on words, city life
"Hooray! The last of the summer people!"
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Crowded Ice Fishing
Tags:ice, ice fishing, fishing, ice fish, crowded, crowds, crowding, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, crowding, beach, beaches, loner, loners, alone, off season, tourist, tourism, tourists, tourist season, tourist traps, seasonal, grumpy, avoid, avoiding the crowd, avoiding the crowds, winter, frozen, weather, cold weather, fishing, in peace, peaceful
"The meaning of existence is this thirty-two-dollar jar of salt."
"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."
Tags:hole in the ground, holes in the ground, missile silo, missile silos, silo, silos, nuke, nukes, nuclear war, nuclear wars, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombs, historic site, historic sites, monument, monuments, national monument, national monuments, protected site, protected sites, hole in the wall, holes in the wall, tourist spot, tourist spots, tourist trap, tourist traps, cold war, russia, paranoia, paranoid
"To get back to the main road, you turn left at the fork just before the bridge and go around yonder hill to Dark Hollow...."
"When I go see a big pile of rocks, I want to be entertained."
"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."
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An empty chair sits in front of an artist's easel equipped with a mirror; a nearby sign reads "Self Portraits $10."
Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City
Tags:street vendor, street vendors, market, markets, marketing, marketing gimmick, marketing gimmicks, gimmick, gimmicks, gimmickry, hot dog, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, halal, halal cart, halal carts, halal truck, halal trucks, authentic, authenticity, new york, street meat, street meats, street food, street foods, tourist, tourists, tourism, tourist trap, tourist traps, new yorker, new yorkers, fast food, fast foods, regional food, regional speciality, regional specialities
The back of the Taj Mahal.
Tags:taj mahal, poverty, impoverished, class divide, class divides, class division, class divisions, tourist, tourist spot, tourist spots, tourist trap, tourist traps, travel, travels, traveling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, ugly side, ugly sides, underbelly, underbellies, dark underbelly
The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.
Tags:rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries, upper class, upper classes, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, cape cod, hamptons, enemy, enemies, natural enemy, natural enemies, fierce, flip off, flips off, flipping off, massachusetts, new york, vacation, vacations, vacation spot, vacation spots, tourist trap, tourist traps, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, elitist
Tourists in New York – where are they from?
"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"
Tags:tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, tour bus, tour buses, open top bus, open top buses, urbanite, urbanites, urban, urban environment, brunch, brunches, late breakfast, late breakfasts, thrill, thrills, performance, performances, local, locals, tourist trap, tourist traps, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities