"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."
"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"
"Now we're passing by a great big sign urging us to buy sofas!"
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"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."
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"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"
"He died young."
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"God must have been very pleased."
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"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."
"I'm thinking of doing Pamplona this year."
"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."
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I love NY - except for you foreigners with too much dough
"We're just here for a few days to get our names crudely Anglicized, do some shopping, sightseeing—stuff like that."
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"Where is Madison Avenue? You might well ask."
"Would you mind?"
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Bus for Dogs
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"We keep it simple. That's our god of fertility."
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Information: You are a tourist.
"Nice little touch of humility!"
"We must be in the Village."
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"On the other hand, we've had a lot of wonderful years in the tourist business."
"But I take it a canoe trip along the lower Amazon does not appeal."
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The Euro-Trash Trashcan
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Little Tiny Push-Carts
School Trip To The Beach
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"Does it seem like American tourists are less arrogant than they used to be?"
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