Tours Cartoons

"Now we're passing by a great big sign urging us to buy sofas!"

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

I love NY - except for you foreigners with too much dough

"On the other hand, we've had a lot of wonderful years in the tourist business."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"Gee, honey, this place has got everything."

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

"I love travel - it's so much fun to spend money in a different place."

"Would you like me to show you around my apartment and tell you how much I paid for everything?"

Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic

"Congressman, you need a junket."

"Like so many New Yorkers, I've lived here all my life and never been to the top of the Empire State Building."

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

First Class Travel

"And this is where we adjust the interest rate."

Derek Trucks Susan Tedeschi

Hillary's Listening Tour of Apartment 8-B

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

"Sadly, no food was produced after they all became motivational speakers."

"Here are the office supplies-it's also where people weep or sexually harass each other."

"I find the ride goes a lot quicker when you have someone to try to convert."

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"I don't know. Lately, everything looks like Jackie Kennedy to me."

"Sit tight, chief-I'll take you out where the big swords are."