A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.
Skyscraper/Tower of Babel
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"Escher! Get your ass up here."
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"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."
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Tags:hair, hair do, hair dos, hair style, hair styles, hair stylist, hair stylists, barber, barbers, coiffure, coiffures, long hair, hygiene, hygienic, sanitary, germs, lice, head lice, hipster, hipsters, crazy, insane, insanity, family, families, nausea, city streets, city, cities, urban, prejudging, prejudge, prejudging, assumption, assumptions, fear, afraid, rapunzel, let down your hair, folk tale, folk tales, folk lore, storybook, storybooks, children's story, children's stories, medieval, middle ages, tower, towers, castles, apartment, apartments, condominium, condominiums, flat, flats, apartment buildings, buildings, rapunzel
"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."
Tags:mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, rapunzel, fairy tale, fairy tales, handsome prince, handsome princes, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, beard, beards, long beard, long beards, bearded, newspaper, newspapers, loon, loons, looney, insane, insanity, tower, towers, locked away, hermit, hermits, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, mentally ill, mental illness, mental illnesses
"I've asked you not to use the siege tower to meet women."
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Rapunzel Plot Twist
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"Sure, sure, we have to do everything your way."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, book, books, children's story, children's stories, literature, story, stories, brothers grimm, rapunzel, hair, long hair, prince, princes, tower, towers, damsel in distress, grappling hook, rope, ropes, climb, climbing, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, disagreement, disagreements, compromise, compromises, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bargain, bargains, bargaining, communication, you way, my way, woman, women, stereotype, sterotypes
"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."
Tags:castle, castles, fortress, fortresses, remodel, remodeling, remodelled, remodeled, house, housing, king, kings, royalty, royals, safety, panic room, panic rooms, redoubt, redoubts, architecture, architects, building, buildings, flipping, house flipping, house flipper, contractors, contractor, building contractor, building contractors, protection, protections, protect, guard, guard, sentry, sentries, guard tower, guard towers, tower, towers
"They look happy."
Tags:king, kings, royalty, ruler, rulers, ruling, castles, castle, tower, towers, battlement, battlements, king's aid, kings aid, peasant, peasants, underling, underlings, wealth, wealthy, rich, riches, rich people, wealthy people, distant, distanced, desensitised, desensitisation, privilege, privileged, olden days, the olden days, happy, happiness, looking happy, detached, detachment
"I'm tired - let's call it tall enough."
Tags:skyscraper, skyscrapers, office block, office blocks, apartment block, apartment blocks, tower, towers, tired, tiredness, construction site, construction sites, construction zone, construction zones, building site, building sites, building zone, building zones, lazy, laziness, giving up, quitter, quitters, bad attitude, bad attitudes, attitude problem, attitude problems
"Stop digging! The plans were upside down!"
Tags:error, errors, accident, accidents, human error, human errors, mistake, mistakes, blueprint, blue prints, building, buildings, construction, construction worker, construction workers, tower, towers, high rise, high rises, builder, builders, plan, plans, planning, architect, architects, manual labor, manual laborer, manual laborers, dig, digs, digging, deep, dig deep
"Sometimes they get frustrated and punch the wall."
Tags:mob, mobs, angry mob, angry mobs, torch, torches, pitchfork, pitchforks, castle walls, ivory tower, ivory towers, tower, towers, peasant, peasants, plebeian, plebeians, pleb, plebs, protected, protection, defensive walls, palisades, class difference, out-of-touch, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, lose control, losing your temper, ineffectual, ineffective, useless, rage, impotent, impotence
Water Towers Labelled 'Still' and 'Sparkling'
Tags:water, ironic, irony, dramatic irony, still, still water, still or sparkling, sparkling, sparkling water, water, water tower, infrastructure, tower, towers, store, stored, stores, barrel, barrels, urban life, urban, dry, region, regions, regional, dry weather, summer, option, options, luxury, luxuries, option, options, choice, choices, drink, drinks, drinking, play on words, word play, word-play, pun, puns, well known, well-known phrase, phrases, everyday, every day
A man sees a "you are here" sign as he falls from a building.
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"The Johnsons have a dragon."