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"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

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"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

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Does our driver's performance meet with your approval? If not, his mother can be reached at (718) 555-7403.

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"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

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"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"

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"I think you should know that there are some here who wanted to desecrate your résumé."

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"I'm taking out two acres of pecan trees and putting in a fifteen-thousand-square-foot colonic-irrigation facility."

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"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

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"Yeah? So how large is your carbon footprint?"

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"You're eating it, but you're not savoring it."

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"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

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Headwaters Of The Gowanus Canal

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"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

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"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

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"The penicillin looks good."

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"I think you should know that I contain six parts mercury per million."

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"Mother says we need to talk."

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"When the divorce is final, Carl, and I've taken you for all you're worth, I hope we can still be friends."

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"I was wondering, hon—how soon before the hazing period of our marriage comes to an end?"

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"The results show your masculinity to be benign, but let's keep an eye on it."

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