"General, your night vision goggles keep hitting my forehead."
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"For God's sake, think! Why is he being so nice to you?"
"For God's sake, Edwards. Put the laser pointer away."
"Sarge, permission to move freely?"
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"Me? I'm just here for the babes."
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"We found this in your brain."
"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."
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"With the cost of heating oil at an all-time high, perhaps you now regret exchanging those sensible Christmas sweaters for the fleeting amusement of toys."
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"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."
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"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."
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"I may run, but first I want to toy with the electorate for a while."
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"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."
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"He's my enabler."
"I want the whole thing gutted."
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"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."
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"I can't decide - do I go for the prettiest doll or the one with the most compelling back story?"
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A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.
"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."
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"Roger, I think it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees."
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"I'd like to see old Ho-Ho-Ho try to assemble one of these damn toys."
Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll
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"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"
"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."
"You call this parity?"
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