Toy Cartoons

"General, your night vision goggles keep hitting my forehead."

"For God's sake, think! Why is he being so nice to you?"

"For God's sake, Edwards. Put the laser pointer away."

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"

Under-the-Weather Jenny

"Me? I'm just here for the babes."

"We found this in your brain."

"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."

"With the cost of heating oil at an all-time high, perhaps you now regret exchanging those sensible Christmas sweaters for the fleeting amusement of toys."

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

"I may run, but first I want to toy with the electorate for a while."

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

"He's my enabler."

"I want the whole thing gutted."

"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."

"I can't decide - do I go for the prettiest doll or the one with the most compelling back story?"

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."

"Roger, I think it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees."

"I'd like to see old Ho-Ho-Ho try to assemble one of these damn toys."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

"You call this parity?"