"General, your night vision goggles keep hitting my forehead."
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"For God's sake, think! Why is he being so nice to you?"
"For God's sake, Edwards. Put the laser pointer away."
"Sarge, permission to move freely?"
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"Me? I'm just here for the babes."
Tags:opera, operas, operetta, operettas, musical, musicals, toy soldier, toy soldiers, babes in toyland, toyland, babe, babes, toy, toys, double meaning, double meanings, christmas, christmas movie, christmas movies, christmas film, christmas films, motivate, motivates, motivation, motivations, motivating, entrance, entrances, play, plays, playhouse, playhouses, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters
"We found this in your brain."
"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."
Tags:cube, cubes, puzzle, puzzles, puzzling, puzzler, puzzlers, therapy, therapy session, therapy sessions, rubik's cube, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatrics, problem, problems, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems, difficult, difficulty, challenge, challenges, challenging, toy, toys, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, therapy session, therapy sessions, solution, solutions
"With the cost of heating oil at an all-time high, perhaps you now regret exchanging those sensible Christmas sweaters for the fleeting amusement of toys."
Tags:heating oil, christmas, christmas sweater, christmas sweaters, justification, justifications, justify, trade, trades, instant gratification, amusement, toy, toys, lesson, lessons, life lesson, life lessons, practical, practicality, jumper, jumpers, christmas jumper, christmas jumpers, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, build character, building character, builds character, freezing, freeze, freezes
"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."
Tags:teddy, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, toy, toys, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, stitches, dissolving stitches
"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."
Tags:kid, kids, children, child, elementary, school, schools, education, educated, educate, teacher, teachers, teaching, teach, learn, learner, learners, learning, book report, book reports, presentation, presentations, primary, class, classes, toy, toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, plush toy, plush toys, review, toy reviews, book, books, read, reading, reader, readers
"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."
Tags:walls, wall, walled, child, childhood, children, parents, parent, parenting, toy, toys, playing, play, child's play, barrier, barriers, excessive, isolated, isolating, building, building blocks, building block, block, blocks, architecture, construction, constructions, corner, cornered, construction work, engineer, engineers, engineering, youth, youths, teenage angst, angst, anxiety, anxieties
"He's my enabler."
"I want the whole thing gutted."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, daughter, daughters, girl, girls, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, doll, dolls, dollhouse, dollhouses, toy, toys, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, renovating, renovation, renovations, gutted, gutting, house, houses, home, homes, property, properties, real estate, contractor, contractors, construction, word play, wordplay
"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toy, toys, doll, dolls, playing, make-believe, pretend, pretending, bad sign, red flag, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs
"I can't decide - do I go for the prettiest doll or the one with the most compelling back story?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, girl, girls, daughter, daughters, toy, toys, doll, dolls, fashion doll, fashion dolls, 18-inch doll, 18-inch dolls, prettiest, beautiful, attractive, compelling, interesting, unique, back story, back stories, american history, history, historical, educational, modern toys, modern life, modern parenting, modern parents, modern kids, modern children, modern parenthood, women, woman
A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.
"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."
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"Roger, I think it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees."
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"I'd like to see old Ho-Ho-Ho try to assemble one of these damn toys."
Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll
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"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"
"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."
"You call this parity?"
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Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot
Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplane, air travel, flying, pilot, pilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, copilot, copilots, co-worker, co-workers, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, friend, friends, mate, mates, friendship, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, origami, paper-folding, paper airplane, paper airplanes, paper aeroplane, paper aeroplanes, funny, fool, laughing, smile, smiling, smirk, smirking, childish, childishness, immature, toy, toys, relationship, relationships, fun, having fun at work, cute