The Ungooglable Man
"We don't fire people here, Thompson, we tag them and release them into the wild."
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"How the hell does he do that?"
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Safari Clothes: "For People Who Aren't Going Anywhere"
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"He would have disappeared long ago had I not had the foresight when we first married to have a tracking device implanted in his left buttock."
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"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."
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"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"
"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."
"According to fitbit, I've lost 80 pounds."
"You wear it on your wrist and it hacks - I mean, tracks - all your personal data."
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"Chinese, kemo-sabe! Billions of them!"
Tags:chinese, great wall of china, lone ranger, the lone ranger, tracker, trackers, tonto, indian guide, indian guides, native american, native americans, tracker, trackers, tracking, hunter, hunters, hunting, mongol, mongol invasion, mongol invasions, mongolia, mongolian, mongolians, western, westerns, tv serial, tv serials, serial, serials