The Ungooglable Man
"We don't fire people here, Thompson, we tag them and release them into the wild."
Tags:firing, fired, sack, sacked, getting fired, getting sacked, getting the sack, released, release, release into the wild, redundant, redundancy, made redundant, animal welfare, animal right, animal right issues, animal rights activism, animal right activist, animal right activists, animal rights groups, animal rights organisation, research, researchers, researching, animal research, wildlife research, study, studies, animal behaviour studies, animal behaviours, trackers, tracking, tracers, tracing, tag, tags, tagging, animal tagging, animal tags, wildlife tagging, wildlife tags, wildlife researchers, animal researchers
"He's not in, but this fresh snowfall will make him easy to track."
"How the hell does he do that?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, hare, hares, snow, winter, print, prints, footprint, footprints, pawprint, pawprints, paw print, paw prints, paw-print, paw-prints, shoe, shoes, shoe print, shoe prints, human, strange, unusual, unique, confused, confusion, ability, abilities, wondering, tracks, animal tracks, animal prints, tracker, trackers, tracking
"According to this, we're not even in Mrs. Feldman anymore."
Tags:doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, theatre, theater, surgeries, operation, operations, medicine, medical, map, maps, mapping, map reading, map-reading, bad map reading, navigating, navigation, orienteering, orienting, orientated, navigate, lost, losing, misunderstanding, misunderstood, tracking, track
"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."
Tags:wolf, wolves, pack, packs, wolf pack, track, tracking, science, scientists, animal, animals, wild, wilds, wood, woods, forest, forests, family, parents, parent, raised, upbringing, raise, grow up, growing up, raised by wolves, sciences, ethics, effect, feral, isolated, reverse, perspective, perspectives, children, kid, kids, child
"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, farm, farms, farming, livestock farm, livestock farms, livestock farming, ranch, ranches, ranching, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, rancher, ranchers, farmer, farmers, free-range, free range, free, freedom, drone, drones, unmanned aerial vehicle, unmanned aerial vehicles, uav, uavs, u.a.v., u.a.v.s, surveillance, watching, observation, supervision, spying, tracking, government, governments, kiss goodbye, kiss good-bye
"I've trained him to hunt down the remote."
Tags:dogs, dog, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, track, tracking, hunt, hunting, remote, remotes, tv remote, tv remotes, television remote, television remotes, tv controller, tv controllers, television controller, television controllers, remote control, remote controller, remote controls, remote controllers, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern attitudes, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, couch potato, couch potatoes
"It says the cost of the flight went up because we acknowledged its existence."
Tags:flight, flying, flights, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, online, on-line, shopping, shop, shops, internet, internet shopping, price discrimination, price, prices, price changes, scam, scams, trick, tricks, order, ordering, orders, travel, travelling, vacation, vacationing, vacations, flying, holiday, holidays, cookies, tracking, big data, data
"He would have disappeared long ago had I not had the foresight when we first married to have a tracking device implanted in his left buttock."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, husband vs. wife, disappear, disappeared, tracking, tracking device, tracking devices, gps, locating device, locating devices, tracker, trackers, buttock, buttocks, technology, implant, implants, implanted, foresight, insecurity, insecure, worried, anxious, uncertain, run away, escape, pet, pets, stay together
"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."
Tags:workout, workout clothes, working out, worked out, app, apps, track, tracking, fashion, fashions, critical, criticize, criticise, procrastinate, procrastinates, health, healthy, phone, phones, smartphones, smartphone, application, applications, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, basic, lazy, trend, trends, impression, impressions
"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."
Tags:email, emails, chain email, chain emails, chain message, chain messages, forwarded email, forwarded messaged, fwd, forwarded emails, forwarded messages, modern technology, chain mail, explorer, explorers, tracker, trackers, tracking, bad news, trail, trails, animal trail, animal trails, trepidation, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs
"I'm not sure being tagged and released is something to brag about."
"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"
"What do you say we follow something else?"
"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."
"I've been told that my check is in the mail. Could you verify that for me?"
Tags:post, mail, letter, letters, postman, postmen, postal worker, postal workers, post office, post offices, cheque, cheques, check, checks, money, finances, verification, check, double check, tracking, proof, evidence, scam, scams, scammer, scammers, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, excuse, excuses, common excuse, common excuses
"You wear it on your wrist and it hacks - I mean, tracks - all your personal data."
Tags:technology, modern life, modern technology, electronics, electronic device, electronic devices, tracker, trackers, activity tracker, activity trackers, watch, watches, health tracker, health trackers, fitness tracker, fitness trackers, activity band, activity bands, smart watch, smart watches, wearable, wearable technology, fashion, popular, trend, trends, trendy, track, tracks, tracking, personal data, personal privacy, invasion of privacy, salesmen, salesman, hacks, hacking, hacker, hackers, data tracking, loss of privacy, data, data collection, data gathering, big brother
"Chinese, kemo-sabe! Billions of them!"
Tags:chinese, great wall of china, lone ranger, the lone ranger, tracker, trackers, tonto, indian guide, indian guides, native american, native americans, tracker, trackers, tracking, hunter, hunters, hunting, mongol, mongol invasion, mongol invasions, mongolia, mongolian, mongolians, western, westerns, tv serial, tv serials, serial, serials
On the campaign trail
Tags:hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, tracking, animal tracking, campaign trail, campaign trails, political campaigns, political campaign, u-turn-u-turns, political u-turn, politcal u-turns, back-peddle, backpeddle, back-peddled, backpeddled, back-peddling, backpeddling, politics, elections, election
The whales have been tagged for biologists to track, and today they lead us further offshore. Where will they migrate next, and what will they buy?
"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."