Traditional Cartoons

"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

Hanukkah tree

"I guess cats just can't appreciate Frank Gehry."

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"Fix me something that reflects traditional values."

"I miss handshakes"

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

"I'm not beached. I just don't swim on Saturdays."

"I'm trying to dress less traditional thug and more smart criminal."

"For a militia, he's not very well regulated."

"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."

The Sterlings Disapprove

Subcontracts with America.

"...but perhaps I'm boring you."

Parts of a Bagpipe

"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."

"The way I see it, we lived like pigs in the eighties and, with any luck we'll continue to live like pigs throughout the nineties."

"Dickie and I were so relieved to hear that you were born with you hyphen."

"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"

"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."