"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."
Tags:nerd, nerds, engineer, engineers, retinal, retina, vision, sight, eyes, self-driving, car, cars, transport, transportation, technology, tech, destination mapping, computer geek, computer geeks, modern life, millennial, millennials, traditional, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, bragging, brag, complex, complicated, pretentious
"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, commute, commuter, commuting, commutes, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, farewell, goodbye, goodbyes, historical, fond farewell, modern, modern life, modernity, traffic, train, trains, subway, subways, metropolitan, train, trains, ticket, off peak, off peak ticket, off-peak, super off peak, offpeak, super off-peak, modernised, modernized, urban, urban life, urban world, urban living, band, bands, singing, mariachi, new york, new york city, musician, musical, musicians, region, regional, regions, poncho, ponchos, mexico, traditional, traditions, tradition, modern tradition
Tags:hanukkah, christmas, tree, christmas tree, festival of lights, festival of dedication, chanukah, dreidal, menorah, candle, candles, candle lighting, winter, winter wonderland, snow, snowing, forest, chopping down trees, tree decorating, tree decorations, christians, christian, christianity, jewish, judism, celebrations, religion, religious, multi religion, traditions, traditional, family traditions, shpasik, jtoons
"I guess cats just can't appreciate Frank Gehry."
"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."
Tags:conservative, conservatism, conservatives, date, dates, dinner, dinners, fiscal conservative, fiscal responsibility, social conservative, socially conservative, social conservatives, dinner, dine, date, dating, dates, chivalry, chivalrous, pay for dinner, politics, political, manner, manners, tradition, traditional, traditions
road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926
Tags:small town, town, towns, village, villages, rural, countryside, suburb, suburbs, welcome sign, welcome signs, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, population, small populations, no credit cards accepted, cash only, modern life, old school, hometown, hometowns, traditional, stuck in the past, living in the past
"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."
Tags:doll, dolls, karate, martial, martial arts, arts, japanese, japanese culture, japan, east asia, east asian, hands, hand, fist, fists, chop, karate chop, fight, fighting, traditional, traditionally, mat, mats, tatami mat, tatami mats, porcelain, careful, oxymoron, nonsense, nonsensical, slapstick, spoof, spoofed, porcelain doll, porcelain dolls, trinket, trinkets
"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."
Tags:gender stereotype, tradition, traditional, traditional marriage, traditional marriages, stereotyping, socioeconomic, socioeconomics, class, classes, class division, class divisions, division of labor, division of labour, gender division, gender divisions, gender division of labor, gender division of labour, money, good with money, personable, social, social situation, social situations, good with numbers, mathematically inclined, couple, couples, balance, balances, balancing each other, good match, good matches, team, teams, good team, good teams
"Fix me something that reflects traditional values."
"I miss handshakes"
Tags:greet, greetings, formality, informality, informal, introduce, introductions, modern attitudes, modern views, handshake, handshakes, hug, hugs, hugging, cuddle, cuddling, awkwardness, touch averse, touch aversion, introvert, introversion, anti social, anti sociable, touch-averse, touch-aversion, welcome, welcomes, welcoming, traditional, traditionalist, traditional mindset, traditional views, old fashioned, old-fashioned, old fashioned attitudes, traditional attitudes, uncomfortable, discomfort, awkward, kiss, kissing
"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."
Tags:chinese, china, szechuan, sichuan, take away, take-away, take out, take-out, grace, saying grace, catholic, christian, christians, prayer, praying, pray, prays, thankful, thanking, god, gods, food, foods, drink, drinks, tradition, traditions, traditional, pun, puns, bless, blessing, blessings, blessed, blesser, graces
"I'm not beached. I just don't swim on Saturdays."
Tags:sabbath, the sabbath, shabbat, rest, rests, resting, orthodox, tradition, traditional, orthodox jew, whale, whales, beach, beached, beaches, beached whale, hasidic, hasidic jew, jewish, hasidic jews, custom, customs, religion, religions, religious, judaism, saturday, fish, fishes, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, play on words, word play, shpasik, jtoons
"I'm trying to dress less traditional thug and more smart criminal."
Tags:mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, robbed, rob, robbery, robbers, daylight robbery, armed robbery, armed robber, burglar, burglary, gun, guns, gunman, gunmen, stick em up, stick 'em up, heist, heists, bank robbery, bank, bank robber, bank robbers, thug, thugs, fashions, fashionable, thug, thugs, traditional, modern, modernise, modernize
"For a militia, he's not very well regulated."
Tags:ye olde, olde, militia, militias, military, soldier, soldiers, warfare, traditional, military, militaries, mercenaries, mercenary, civil war, american, america, regional, region, regions, turn of the century, musket, musketmen, musketman, muskets, blunderbuss, canon, canons, cannon, cannons, regulation, regulate, regulated, regulatory, gun, guns, carry, carry license, license, lisence
"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."
The Sterlings Disapprove
Tags:sterling, sterling silver, dish, dishes, spoon, spoons, elope, elopes, eloping, run away, ran away, mother goose, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, hey diddle diddle, nonsense, controlling, parent, parents, racism, traditional, class difference, class differences, concern, concerns, concerned, concerned parents, approval, parent, parents, parental, disapprove, disapproves, disapproving, snob, snobs, snobbery, secret marriage, secret marriages
Subcontracts with America.
Tags:norman rockwell, traditional, tradition, right wing, right-wing, conservative, conservatives, church, churches, religion, religious, religions, religious, authoritarian, authoritarians, government, governments, politics, politicians, acts, law, laws, powerful, republican, republicans, trump, donald trump, justice, unfair, unfairness
"...but perhaps I'm boring you."
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, boring conversation, boring conversations, self importance, self important, upper class, upper classes, the upper class, the upper classes, traditional, unconventional, conservative, conservatives, rich person, rich people, wealthy people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap
Parts of a Bagpipe
Tags:bagpipe, instrument, instruments, exotic instruments, exotic instrument, musical, music, musicians, musical instruments, wind, woodwind, wind instrument, bag and stick, reed, reed instrument, reed instruments, squeak, squeaks, squeaking, squeaker, mouthpiece, irritate, irritating, irritation, annoy, annoyed, annoying, annoys, odd, region, regional, scotland, scottish, scottish culture, culture, scottish instruments, traditional, tradition, label, labelled, word play, play on words
"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."
"The way I see it, we lived like pigs in the eighties and, with any luck we'll continue to live like pigs throughout the nineties."
Tags:farm, farms, farming, pig farm, pig, pigs, piggies, piglet, piglets, trough, troughs, slop, slops, time, times, year, years, 90s, 80s, nineties, eighties, farmer, farmers, livestock, talking animal, talking animals, rural, rurals, country, countryside, mid west, change, changing, anti change, anti-change, tradition, traditional, same, same same, consistent, consistency
"Dickie and I were so relieved to hear that you were born with you hyphen."
Tags:surname, surnames, hyphen, hyphens, hyphenated surname, hyphenated surname, snob, snobs, snobbery, tradition, traditions, traditional, traditionalist, traditionalists, traditionalism, behind the times, out of date, out of touch, conservative, conservatives, conservative attitudes, conservative attitudes, greeting, greetings, cocktail party, cocktail parties, marriages, sexist, gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality
"And, for music, you want traditional or new age?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, bride, brides, groom, grooms, getting married, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, machine, machines, technology, music, wedding music, new age, traditional, modern weddings, modern marriage, convenient, 24-hour, 24 hour, quick, instant, immediate, wedding planning, vegas wedding, wedding chapel, wedding chapels, modern, modern life
"Ladies and gentleman, the President of the United States."
Tags:television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., government, governments, politics, president, presidents, presidential address, presidential speech, speech, speeches, state of the union, fashion, style, dressing up, fancy, formal, suit, suits, dress, dresses, clothes, clothing, slobby, slobbish, lazy, casual, sloppy, well-dressed, smart, personal appearance, old-fashioned, traditional, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, relationship, relationships
"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."
Tags:farm, farming, chick, chickens, chuck, chucks, egg, eggs, laying, vegetarian, vegetarians, genders, gender roles, tradition, traditional, gender dynamic, sexist, prejudice, progressive, liberal, progressiveness, vegan, veganism, vegetarianism, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, stereotype, stereotypes, farms, liberals