"You don't seem to match the photograph on this license. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to smile."
"Officer, shouldn't this be a time for healing?"
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officer, officers, police officer, police officers, traffic cop, traffic cops, speeding, driver, drivers, driving, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, bad driving, bad driver, bad drivers, time for healing, healing process, damage limitation, traffic violation, traffic violations, police brutality, police misconduct, police violence"O.K., where's the famine?"
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famine, word play, play on words, car, cars, police, police officer, police officers, authorities, authority, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, speeding, over the limit, over the speed limit, speed limit, speed limits, in a rush, in a hurry, hot dog cart, food cart, street food, food, foods, ticket, tickets, speeding ticket, pulled over, food truck, food trucks, food stall, food stand, hot dog vendor, hot dog stand, law and order"He said we can just ignore the sign."
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traffic law, traffic laws, invasion, invasions, invader, invaders, invading, stop sign, stop signs, tank, tanks, invading force, invading forces, tank warfare, tank war, tank, tanks, traffic sign, traffic signs, soldier, soldiers, right of war, military invasion, military invasions, warzone, warzones, conflict, conflicts, war zone, war zones, traffic police, conflict zone, traffic cop, traffic copsMan in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
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bumper cars, bumper car, bumper-car, bumper-cars, ride, rides, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fun fair, fair, fairs, attraction, attractions, fairground, fairgrounds, kid, kids, child, children, traffic, traffic cop, traffic cops, officer, officers, police, police officer, police officer, cop, cops, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, police bike, police bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycle, vehicle, vehicles, car, cars, safety, law, laws, rules"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, sobriety test, sobriety tests, field sobriety test, field sobriety tests, drinking, drinking and driving, drunk driving, drunk, drunks, dangerous driving, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas, dance, dances, dancer, dancers, arabesque, arabesques, pirouette, pirouettes, test, tests, testing, alcohol, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, impaired driving, impaired driver, impaired drivers, driving impaired, driving under the influence, dui, duis, high"Do you know how close to the sun you were flying?"
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fly, flies, lying, icarus, myth, myths, mythology, mythologies, pull over, pulls over, highway patrol, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, moving violation, moving violations, human flight, regulation, regulations, safety, health and safety, human safety"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, traffic stop, traffic stops, pull over, pulled over, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, ticket, tickets, fine, fines, speeding, speeder, speeders, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, transportation"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."
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drink, drinking, drink and drive, drink drive, drink driving, under the influence, dui, driving under the influence, drive, driver, driving, drives, high society, upper class, middle class, wine, wine time, wines, red wine, breakfast, wine o'clock, officer, officers, police officers, pull over, pulled over, alcohol, alcoholic, hollywood, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, undercut, undercutting, danger, dangerous, law, laws, breaking the law, beat, beat cop"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."
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police, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, state trooper, state troopers, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, road sign, road signs, signage, sign, signs, traffic sign, traffic signs, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, rules of the road, breaking the law, traffic laws, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, apologising, apologising, apology, apologies, expensive, sports car, sports cars, luxury car, luxury cars, wealth, wealthy, rich, affluent, show-off, showoff, show-offs, showoffs, showing off, speeding, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, fine, fines, discriminationLaw of the Jungle
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jungle, jungles, law of the jungle, monkey, monkeys, police officer, police officers, policemen, policeman, law enforcement, detective, detectives, vine, vines, rainforest, rain forest, natural law, natural laws, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, ape, apes, chimp, chimps, chimpanzee, chimpanzees"I don't particularly enjoy this, but we're on dash cam and I look better when I smile."
"Personally, I'd have preferred more transit cops."
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grand piano, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, background music, musician, musicians, transit cop, transit cops, transit police, transport cop, transport cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, subway, subways, train, trains, railway, railways, government spending, federal spending, federal budget, federal budgets, public transport, budget cut, budget cuts, bureaucracy, wastage"I'm writing down the address of our website where you can go to logon and download your speeding ticket."
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download, downloads, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, speeding, speed, traffic cop, traffic cops, transport cop, transport cops, transport police, speeding offence, driving offence, driving offences, digital age, modern life, police officer, police officers, digital downloads, paperless society, going paperless"I'm afraid I wasn't watching my speed, Officer - we're fleeing from New York."
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new york, flee, fleeing, flees, traffic patrol, traffic cop, traffic cops, transport police, traffic police, transport cop, transport cops, speeding ticket, speeding tickets, speeding, speeder, speeders, speed, speeding violation, traffic offence, traffic offences, evacuation, evacuations, evacuating"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"
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senior, seniors, senior citizen, pensioner, pensioners, growing old, growing older, senior discount, senior discounts, age, aging, aged, over the hill, wife, wives, overbearing wife, overbearing wives, nagging wife, nagging wives, husbands, husband, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, ticket, tickets, ticketing, getting a ticket, traffic ticket, traffic tickets, driver, drivers, senior driver, senior drivers, older driver, older drivers, traffic fine, traffic fines, senior driver, senior drivers, fine, fines, discount, discounts"Do you know why I pulled you over? Do you? Do you? Yes, you do."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, policeman, policemen, traffic cop, traffic cops, state trooper, state troopers, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, transportation, driver, drivers, driving, talking to pets, baby talk, traffic laws, breaking the law"I think I've finally seen one performance too many of 'The Nutcracker'"
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nutcracker, the nutcracker, tchaikovsky, peter tchaikovsky, ballet, ballets, ballet dancer, ballet dancers, traffic cop, traffic cops, traffic police, holiday, holidays, christmas, christmas tradition, christmas traditions, holiday tradition, holiday traditions, classic ballet, classic ballets, solider, soldiers, dance, dancer, dancers"Innovative stuff!"
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police, policemen, policeman, police officer, police officers, traffic, traffic cop, traffic cops, cop, cops, direct, directing, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, fly, flying, flying car, flying cars, innovative, innovation, innovator, innovators, creative, creativity, modern life, technology"Isn't 85 the new 55?"
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speeding ticket, speeding tickets, speeding, traffic cop, traffic cops, transport police, traffic police, transport cop, transport cops, traffic violation, traffic violations, speed limit, speed limits, speeding limit, speeding limits, driver, drivers, driving offence, driving offences, ageing, aging, ageing process, aging process"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, state trooper, state troopers, traffic cop, traffic cops, highway patrol, pulling over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, speeding, fine, fines, ticket, tickets, traffic violation, traffic violations, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, science, physics, speed of light, lightbulb, lightbulbs, light bulb, light bulbs, radar, space, time, speed, insurance, car insurance, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers"This is so unexpected – I didn't even prepare a speech."
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speeding ticket, speeding tickings, parking ticket, parking tickets, fine, fines, penalty, penalties, traffic police, traffic cops, traffic cop, awards ceremonies, award ceremony, winning an award, l.a., la, los angeles, hollywood, thespian, thespians, actor, actors, actress, actresses, unexpected, surprise, surprising, surprises