Man opens his medicine cabinet to find two pill bottles with ancient Greek comedy and tragedy masks on them
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Deus ex Caffeina
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"Es tu, Little Caesar?"
"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."
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"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"
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"I prefer Meryl Streep not having fun."
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"So you're depressed. Everybody's depressed—some of us just handle it better than others."
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"Please direct your comments to the jury, counsellor, not the Greek chorus."
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The I.M.s of Romeo and Juliet
Semi-Autobiographical Plot-Lite Eploration of Aimless Twenty-Something Who Struggle To Express Their Wants & Needs.
"And now a correction: Portions of last night's story on diving mules which were read with an air of ironic detachment should actually have been presented with earnest concern."
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"Hey, it's 'Crime and Punishment.' You had to know the second half was going to suck."
Moby Dick the Demi Moore Version
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"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."
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"I dropped my goblet!"
"Aeschylus is good, I suppose, but I go to the theatre to relax."
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God throwing bricks on city
"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"
"Mr. Happy wants to remind us that tragedy plus time equals comedy."
"I write sins, not tradgedies."
"The 'Sixties was era of great tragedies, son: The Kennedy Assasination, Martin and Malcom, the Vietnam War, Dylan goin' electric in '65..."
"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."
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Hamlet's Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson Contemplates Show Business.
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