Trainer Cartoons

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"In my view, management overrates the motivational appeal of mackerel."

"You're not stepping on it right."

"I thought he was a genius, but now I find out that he was self-proclaimed."

"Remind me—what's scary about a chair?"

"I think I'd like to start seeing other elephant trainers, Rolf."

R. Truscott Hamilton and his Personal Executive Trainer

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

"Got to have a pair of those!"

"It's the bottom of the ninth, with two outs and bases loaded, and you're in the batter's box doing situps for some reason."

"Gentlemen, where's the eros?"

"Nice work- let's take a quick social-media break."

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

"Bad dog."

"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."

David And Goliath And David's Personal Trainer, Rolf

"Howard, have you seen Edgar? His Adidas just came in without him."

"Go deep!"

"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."

"Haven't you got anything a little more, like, ironic?"