'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"
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"What other tricks does he need?"
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"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."
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A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.
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"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"
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"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."
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"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."
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"In my view, management overrates the motivational appeal of mackerel."
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Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire
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"Remind me—what's scary about a chair?"
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"I think I'd like to start seeing other elephant trainers, Rolf."
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R. Truscott Hamilton and his Personal Executive Trainer
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"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."
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The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.
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"Got to have a pair of those!"
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"It's the bottom of the ninth, with two outs and bases loaded, and you're in the batter's box doing situps for some reason."
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"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."
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"A little lower."
"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."
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David And Goliath And David's Personal Trainer, Rolf
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"Howard, have you seen Edgar? His Adidas just came in without him."
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"Haven't you got anything a little more, like, ironic?"
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