Training Cartoons

"Who's up for archery waivers?"

"Now you're getting the hang of it!"

"Speak"

"There's your problem."

"O.K., I messed up. He didn't have to rub my nose in it."

"Big day, Haskins. The training wheels come off.",

"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"Oh, hell."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"Since I retired, I've been doing some part-time consulting for a younger predators' group."

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

An astronaut and dog undergo high-G training.

"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"It seems some days like I make a little progress, then other days it seems like I'm not getting anywhere at all."

"You're not stepping on it right."

"I thought he was a genius, but now I find out that he was self-proclaimed."

"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."

"My mistake, really. I thought your ad said you were into cross-training."

A Sisyphean Workout At The Gym

"Just six months ago, he was completely feral."