Transforming Cartoons

"Oh, Doctor Conroy - Look!"

Subway from Hell

"I feel like every time I turn into a swan there's this expectation of sex."

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."

"You call that a kiss?"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Face it, Edwin—it isn't that we've all turned into teddy bears, it's that you're going crazy!"

"I must say this planet is having an odd effect on our astronauts."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"I must confess I've never seen such an unfortunate side reaction to penicillin."

"You're lucky. I'm turning into my mother."

This New Year, Emmet Lunday resolves to really change."