"Relax, honey - change is good."
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"All those in favor of the new me say 'Aye.' "
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"I never watched him at eleven-thirty-five and I didn't watch him at ten, and now, once again, I won't be watching him at eleven-thirty-five."
Madison Avenue and Maple Street
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"That's my old boyfriend. He's just staying here through the transition period."
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"I don't know about you, but I come to the Hamptons to relax."
"Thanks, Bruce, for that featherhead item. Now it's back to Ed, with a story that will scare the pants off everyone."
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"This has always been a popular spot with the sports crowd."
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"To be honest, I'm not looking so much to connect as to segue."
"Before committing to free-range, we though we'd ease in slowly with cage-free parenting."
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"If the Obama Transition Team is interested they'll leave a message."
"Thankfully, we were able to segue directly into an autopsy."
"Sire, the transition team is here to chop off your head."
"Heads up, Mr. B. Come February, we make the switch to high-def booze."
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"But won't you at least stay long enough to insure a smooth transition to your successor?"
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Period Of Transition
They never even knew...
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"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."
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"This is really quite a switch!"
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"Sure makes a change from New York!"
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A man drinks a formula and becomes a well-dressed middle-aged man.
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"Of course we have disinvited Chelsea Manning to be a fellow. Since the surgery, she's no long a fellow, is she?"
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