"Relax, honey - change is good."
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"All those in favor of the new me say 'Aye.' "
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"I never watched him at eleven-thirty-five and I didn't watch him at ten, and now, once again, I won't be watching him at eleven-thirty-five."
Madison Avenue and Maple Street
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"That's my old boyfriend. He's just staying here through the transition period."
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"I don't know about you, but I come to the Hamptons to relax."
"Thanks, Bruce, for that featherhead item. Now it's back to Ed, with a story that will scare the pants off everyone."
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"This has always been a popular spot with the sports crowd."
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"To be honest, I'm not looking so much to connect as to segue."
"Before committing to free-range, we though we'd ease in slowly with cage-free parenting."
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"Sire, the transition team is here to chop off your head."
"Heads up, Mr. B. Come February, we make the switch to high-def booze."
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"But won't you at least stay long enough to insure a smooth transition to your successor?"
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Period Of Transition
They never even knew...
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"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."
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"This is really quite a switch!"
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"Sure makes a change from New York!"
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A man drinks a formula and becomes a well-dressed middle-aged man.
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