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"You don't seem to match the photograph on this license. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to smile."
"Now I'm calling my lawyer."
"I don't particularly enjoy this, but we're on dash cam and I look better when I smile."
"Personally, I'd have preferred more transit cops."
"I'm writing down the address of our website where you can go to logon and download your speeding ticket."
"It's for you - it's my lawyer."
"I'm afraid I wasn't watching my speed, Officer - we're fleeing from New York."
"Isn't 85 the new 55?"
"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."
"Do you have any idea what color this car is sir? It's red."
"Funny, funny, funny, but we're going to pass on 'How to Drink and Drive.' "
"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"