"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."
Tags:air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, announcement, announcements, bad sign, maintenance, maintenance crew, problem, problems, fixing, repairing, repair, repairs, safety, apprehension, foreboding, fear, fearful, anxiety, anxious, transportation
"I design retinal-controlled destination-mapping interfaces for self-driving transportation, but not in the traditional sense."
Tags:nerd, nerds, engineer, engineers, retinal, retina, vision, sight, eyes, self-driving, car, cars, transport, transportation, technology, tech, destination mapping, computer geek, computer geeks, modern life, millennial, millennials, traditional, career, careers, job, jobs, work, employment, bragging, brag, complex, complicated, pretentious
Close encounter of the uninsured kind.
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, insurance, accident insurance, car insurance, insurance coverage, uninsured, accident, accidents, crash, crashes, car accident, car accidents, car crash, car crashes
"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway."
Tags:commute, commutes, commuting, commuter, commuters, subway, train, trains, metro, underground, tube, crowded, book, books, literature, novel, novels, reading, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, urban, urban life, city, cities, city life, life in the city, keep people away, uncomfortable, awkward, strange, weird, transportation, public transportation
"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, tree, trees, stuck, trapped, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, strange, unusual, bird, birds, bird law, car in a tree, legal system, law, laws, animal, animals, transportation, legal issue, legals issues, legal problem, legal problems, help, aid, up a tree
Total World Domination bus.
Bus for Dogs
Tags:bus, buses, transport, transportation, bus company, dog, dogs, passengers, passenger, role reversal, dogs driving, driving dog, human-like dog, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owners, pet owner, bus driver, bus drivers, coach, coaches, travel, travelling, traveling, traveler, travelers, travellers, traveller, bus tour, bus tours, tourism, tourist, tourists, road trip, road trips, tour group, tour groups
"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, road, roads, roadtrip, roadtrips, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations, trip, trips, holiday, holidays, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, religion, religious, bible, old testament, psalm, psalms, psalm 23, david, king david, the lord is my shepherd, valley of the shadow of death, death, evil, fear, valley, valleys, shadow, shadows, word play, wordplay
"Yeah, I was into the pet thing for a while, but that scene wasn't for me."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, job, jobs, work, career, careers, occupation, occupations, profession, professions, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, passenger, passengers, life story, career changes, changing careers, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification
"I'm a mother first, then a bad driver."
Tags:woman, women, females, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, bad driver, bad drivers, female driver, female drivers, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, role, roles, stereotype, stereotypes
"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, man, men, male, males, male driver, male drivers, directions, following directions, map, maps, gps, g.p.s., system, systems, global positioning system, global positioning systems, lost, whichever, turn, turns, turning, technology, modern life, stereotype, stereotypes
"Will this take me where I want to go, no questions asked?"
"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, self-driving, self-honking, honk, honking, horn, horns, car horn, car horns, traffic, road rage, technology, city, cities, urban, city life, urban life, modern life
"No, I didn't call a taxi."
Tags:nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, taxi, taxis, taxi cab, taxi cabs, cab, cabs, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, shoe, shoes, footwear, hat, hats
"I'm sorry you're having a hard time, Roy. Please forgive my Schadenfreude."
Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.
Tags:history, historical, colonial, pirate, pirates, boat, boats, rowboat, rowboats, sailor, sailors, transportation, handicap, handicap parking, disabled parking, disabled parking, blue badge, parking, disabled, disability, dock, docks, port, ports, pier, piers, peg leg, wooden leg, cane, canes, vehicle, vehicles, commuting, commuter, commuters, parking space, parking spaces
"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, rush hour, gridlock, congestion, crowded, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, summer, summertime, remember, forgot, forgotten, long wait, long waits, modern life, travel, travelling, traveling, roadtrip, roadtrips, road trip, road trips, stuck, trapped, highway, highways, motorway, motorways
A car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, newlywed, newlyweds, wedding, weddings, wedding tradition, wedding traditions, just married, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, tin cans, ribbons, decorations, decorated, driving, transportation, bumper, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, just kidding, joke, jokes, joking, practical joke, practical jokes, prank, pranks
"This is impossible. Let's take the next boat."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, the great flood, boat, boats, ship, ships, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, crowd, crowds, crowded, full, overcrowded, waiting, next, impossible, transportation, public transportation, public transit, bad idea, bad ideas
"The Mercedes handles beautifully, but I miss the rapport I had with my Chevy."
Tags:car, cars, truck, trucks, pickup, pickups, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes, relationship, relationships, car company, car companies, types of cars, rapport, compatibility, harmony, love, bond, affinity, handles well, handles beautifully, bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, businessmen, businessman, wealthy, rich, the one percent, the 1%, miss, missing, lament, lamenting, regret, regrets, reminisce, reminiscing
"Oh, great! Here comes the obligatory car chase."
Tags:bank, banks, banking, bank robbery, bank robberies, robbery, robberies, robbing, bank heist, bank heists, heist, heists, robber, robbers, bank robber, bank robbers, stick-up, stick-ups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, criminal, criminals, getaway car, getaway cars, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles, car chase, car chases, chase scene, chase scenes, police, police car, police cars, police cruiser, police cruisers, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, film, films, movie, movies, action
"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, childhood, modern childhood, modern children, modern kids, kids today, youth, coming home from school, bus, buses, school bus, school buses, ride share, ride-share, ride-sharing, ride sharing, rideshare, ridesharing, transportation, modern transportation, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, millennial, millennials, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cell phone, cell phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, app, apps, application, applications, technology, peer-to-peer, schoolkids
Before The Wheel
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, the wheel, wheel, car, cars, drive, driver, drivers, automobile, auto, autos, garage, fixer upper, chicken before egg, chicken before the egg, invent, invention, inventions, transportation
"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."
Tags:taxi, taxis, taxi cab, taxi cabs, cab, cabs, driving, driver, drivers, cab driver, cab drivers, taxi driver, taxi drivers, transportation, cabbie, cabbies, new age, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, environment, nature, tree, trees, ginkgo, ginkgo tree, ginkgo trees, trend, trends, trendy, hipster, hipsters, park, parks
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, security, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety, bomb, bombs, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, security dog, security dogs, bomb dog, bomb dogs, luggage, baggage, border control, customs, officer, officers, screening officer, screening officers, screening, security screening, scan, scanning, scanner, protect, protection, dog handler, dog handlers, explosive, explosives, ineffective, useless, incompetent, air travel, transportation, flying, tsa, tsa agent, agent, tsa officer, transportation security officer, transportation security administration, homeland security, department of homeland security, screening equipment, bomb detection, canine, canines, terror, terrorism