"That's not a portrait—it's actually Leonard."
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portrait, portraits, painting, painting, mural, murals, preserved, preservation, frozen, trap, trapped, imprisoned, imprisonments, photograph, photographs, family portrait, family portraits, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, cryogenics, cryogenic preservation, cryogenic freezing, suspended animationA bird looks into a birdhouse from which the legs and tail of a cat are dangling.
"Take away their Game Boys!"
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tortured, tortures, torturers, dungeon, dungeons, grounded, game, games, gaming, gamer, gamers, geek, geeks, nerd, nerd culture, go to your room, medieval, punish, punished, punishing, punishes, trap, trapped, cage, cages, caged, tech, technology, gadget, gadgets, video games, vidya, handheld, handheld console, consoles, handheld gaming, gaming addiction"Wow-free sky hoagies!"
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philadelphia, fish, fishing, fishes, fishing trip, sandwich, sandwiches, hoagie, hoagies, sub, subs, food, fooled, fools, ignorant, stupid, obvious, hypocritical, parallel, parallels, vacation, trip, trips, foods, water, lake, lakes, canoe, canoes, vacations, trap, trapped, hook, hooks, hooked, foolish, danger, dangerous"Wait! Maybe they aren't just awesome bunk beds with cheese pillows!"
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animal, animals, rodent, rodents, mice, mouse, rat, rats, bunk bed, bunk beds, bed, beds, pillow, pillows, cheese, mouse trap, mouse traps, mice trap, mice traps, rat trap, rat traps, pest prevention, pest control, pests, pest, rat problem, mouse problem, pest removal, trick, tricks, trap, traps"Four-foot-high letters on the window saying 'Bank'—that's not entrapment?"
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legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, interview, interviews, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminals, crime, jail, jails, prison, prisons, bank, banks, banking, bank robbery, bank robberies, robbery, robberies, bank heist, bank heists, heist, heists, robber, robbers, bank robber, bank robbers, stick-up, stick up, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, entrapment, trap, traps, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, set-up, set-ups, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, blame, blaming, blame gameTedium
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offices, office job, office jobs, office work, modern life, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, tedium, boring job, boring jobs, job satisfaction, trap, traps, trick, tricks, trickery, lure, lures, bait, baited, income, necessity, low income, payday"Let's try it. We won't tell them we're flies."
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fly, flies, roach, roaches, roach motel, roach motels, blend, blends, blend in, blends in, blending in, cockroach, cockroaches, trap, traps, trapping, pest, pests, exterminate, exterminates, exterminating, extermination, exterminations, road trip, road trips, fly, flies, housefly, houseflies, house fly, house flies"Three Hysterically Blind Mice"
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nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, mother goose, three blind mice, mice, mouse, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, rat, rats, character, characters, blind, hysterical, trauma, past trauma, traumatised, traumatic experience, traumatic experiences, upset, upsetting, distress, distressing, shock, shocking, stress, mental health, cat, cats, owl, owls, mouse trap, mouse traps, trap, traps, dark humor, dark humour"He says he's a great salmon guide."
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fishing, fisherman, fishmen, going fishing, bear, bears, predator, predators, salmon fishing, salmon guide, salmon guides, trick, tricks, trap, traps, con, cons, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, mistake, mistakes, big mistake"I suppose you're all wondering why I called you here."
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duck, ducks, shooting ducks, hunter, hunters, blood sport, blood sports, sitting duck, sitting ducks, trick, tricks, trap, traps, lure, lures, summons, summoning, gathering, gatherings, duck pond, duck pondsSpider's Web Trampoline
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spider, spiders, spider web, spiders web, spider webs, spider's web, spiders webs, spider's webs, trap, traps, trick, trickery, tricking, tempt, tempting, temptations, web, webs, trampoline, trampoline, predator, predators, prey, toy, toys, child, kid, kids, childhood, araneae, arachnids, arachnid"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
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chicken, chickens, why did the chicken cross the road, cliche, cliches, crossing the road, the big questions, important question, important questions, q and a, answer, answers, small print, the small print, squinting, short sighted, short sightedness, nearsighted, nearsightedness, trap, traps, trick, tricks, curiosity"I'm liking it already!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, evolution, evolutionary theory, theory of evolution, darwin, darwin's theory of evolution, biology, science, fish-out-of-water, fish out of water, water, sea, land, walking, crawling, transportation, fancy, vehicle, vehicles, limo, limos, limousine, limousines, chauffeur, chauffeurs, driver, drivers, privilege, privileges, privileges, benefit, benefits, perk, perks, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, angler, anglers, angling, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, bait, trap, traps, trick, tricks, attractiveCat gives bird Valentine's Card.
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cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, pet cat, pet cats, bird, birds, songbird, songbirds, valentines, valentine's, valentines day, valentine's day, predator, predators, prey, naive, naivety, trick, tricks, trap, traps, honey trap, honey traps"Yes, sir, morale is fine."
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office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, job satisfaction, monotony, monotonous, over worked, rat race, the rat race, mad, madness, going mad, trap, trapped, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, morale, office morale, executive, executives, business executive, business executive, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers"Careful- it might be a trap!"
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mice, mouse, cheese, mouse trap, mouse traps, mousetrap, mousetraps, trick, tricks, trap, traps, warning, warnings, caution, cautions, advice, giving advice, good advice, life advice, life hacks, snap trap, snap traps"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."
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desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, marooned, stranded, abandoned, trap, bait, baited, resisting temptation, beach bar, beach bars, bar, bars, shark, sharks, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drink, dehydration, dehydrated, tricked, trick, trickery, disguise, disguise, predator, predators, prey, shark, sharks"Gazelles are very fast but very, very curious."
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animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, lion, lions, trick, tricks, deception, deceptive, predator, predators, prey, life lesson, life lessons, gazelle, gazelles, mobile, mobiles, attraction, attracting, curious, curiosity, curiosity kills the cat, trap, traps