"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse."
"That's not a portrait—it's actually Leonard."
Tags:portrait, portraits, painting, painting, mural, murals, preserved, preservation, frozen, trap, trapped, imprisoned, imprisonments, photograph, photographs, family portrait, family portraits, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, cryogenics, cryogenic preservation, cryogenic freezing, suspended animation
"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, tree, trees, stuck, trapped, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, strange, unusual, bird, birds, bird law, car in a tree, legal system, law, laws, animal, animals, transportation, legal issue, legals issues, legal problem, legal problems, help, aid, up a tree
"Howard lives his life, and I live mine."
A bird looks into a birdhouse from which the legs and tail of a cat are dangling.
"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."
Tags:pediatrician, pediatricians, paediatrician, paediatricians, bar, bar exam, bar examination, lawyer, lawyers, legal career, legal careers, predetermined, predetermination, law career, law careers, law school, law schools, trapped, feeling trapped, overbearing, parent, parents, expectation, expectations, high expectations
"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, rush hour, gridlock, congestion, crowded, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, summer, summertime, remember, forgot, forgotten, long wait, long waits, modern life, travel, travelling, traveling, roadtrip, roadtrips, road trip, road trips, stuck, trapped, highway, highways, motorway, motorways
"I'm waiting for it to defrost."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, bc, b.c., stone age, ice age, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, early human, early humans, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hunter, hunters, hunting, woolly mammoth, woolly mammoths, mammoth, mammoths, frozen, ice, food, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, waiting, wait, defrost, defrosting, cooking dinner, defrosting dinner, meal, meals, meat, defrosting meat, stuck, trapped, watching, staring, fire
"Take away their Game Boys!"
Tags:tortured, tortures, torturers, dungeon, dungeons, grounded, game, games, gaming, gamer, gamers, geek, geeks, nerd, nerd culture, go to your room, medieval, punish, punished, punishing, punishes, trap, trapped, cage, cages, caged, tech, technology, gadget, gadgets, video games, vidya, handheld, handheld console, consoles, handheld gaming, gaming addiction
"Wow-free sky hoagies!"
Tags:philadelphia, fish, fishing, fishes, fishing trip, sandwich, sandwiches, hoagie, hoagies, sub, subs, food, fooled, fools, ignorant, stupid, obvious, hypocritical, parallel, parallels, vacation, trip, trips, foods, water, lake, lakes, canoe, canoes, vacations, trap, trapped, hook, hooks, hooked, foolish, danger, dangerous
"I feel like there are two people in this body!"
"You notice nobody gives a damn about beached minnows."
"The dog got locked in your car last night, Mr. Ferguson."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, service station, service stations, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, car repairs, vehicle repairs, transportation, accident, accidents, animal, animals, dog, dogs, pet, pets, locked in, stuck, trapped, destroyed, ruined, damaged, customer service, service
Add Your Own Caption Week # 223
"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, failed company, failed companies, company folding, company folded, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, stuck, trapped
"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."
Tags:blues, blues musician, blues musicians, dylan, bob dylan, busk, busks, busking, busker, buskers, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, amateur, cover, covers, cover band, cover bands, cover artist, cover artists, subway musician, subway musicians, street musician, street musicians, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, bad cover, bad covers, unlistenable, trapped, subway, subways, tube, tubes, train, trains
"Maybe you'd better go ahead and order for me."
"Help! I'm being held prisioner!"
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, trapped, stuck, escape, help, calling for help, rescue, escape attempt, escape attempts
'Fine. And you?'
Tags:sport, sports, season, seasons, seasonal, winter, wintertime, winter sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, snow, accident, accidents, ski pole, ski poles, leisure, hobby, hobbies, stuck, trapped, ball, snowball, snowballs, beginner, beginners, newbie, newbies, learning to ski, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"Life Without Parole"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, parole, life without parole, sentence, sentences, life sentence, jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, imprisoned, imprisonment, trapped, stuck, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, metaphor, metaphors
A pet fish in a fishbowl thinks about keeping his owner in a fishbowl.
"Jonah! When did you get out?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, old testament, jonah, book of jonah, biblical, history, historical, ancient, desert, deserts, greeting, greetings, when did you get out, released, release, spit out, jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, whale, whales, mouth, mouths, trapped, stuck, got out, get out, rehab, rehabilitation, hospital, hospitals, return, returns, returning, coming home, returning home
In the Fever Cubicle
Tags:offices, office building, office buildings, office worker, office workers, cubicle, cubicles, office cubicle, office cubicles, cubicle fever, deadline, deadlines, fever, feverous, stress, stressed, stressing, stressed out, overworked, overworking, hallucinate, hallucinating, hallucination, hallucinations, modern life, modern times, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, trapped, feeling trapped
A mouse hole displays the mouse signal as a cat waits outside.
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, predator, predators, prey, mouse, mice, comic book, comic books, hero, heroes, send for help, sends for help, sending for help, help, helps, helping, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, spotlight, spotlights, good deed, good deeds, trapped, mouse hole, mouse holes
"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, learning, student, students, school bus, schools buses, transportation, bus driver, bus drivers, transport, transporting, kid, kids, child, children, trapped, stuck, jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, imprisonment, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments