"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."
Tags:thief, thieves, mug, mugs, mugging, muggings, mugged, platinum, platinum card, platinum cards, travel, travels, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, frequent flyer miles, miles, mugger, muggers, favor, favors, favour, favours, do a favor, doing a favor, do a favour, doing a favour, credit, credit card, credit cards, credit rating, credit ratings, charge, charges, charge card, charge cards
"This is coach class. Let's lose the smile."
Tags:flight, flights, bus, buses, train, trains, airline, airlines, class, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, economy class, coach class, economy-lass, coach-class, smile, smiling, travel, travels, transport, travelling, transports, repress, suppressing, steward, stewardess, frequent flyer, frequent flier, stewards, stewardesses, happy, happiness, over happy, smiles, tell off, tell-off
"Finding myself between a roc and a hard place...,"
Tags:literature, literary, word play, play on words, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, bookstore, book store, bookstores, book stores, travel, travelling, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, sinbad, voyage, voyages, modern, modern life, modern world, airplane, plane, planes, airline, flight, flights, flying
"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."
"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, trip, trips, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourism, tourist, tourists, government, governments, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, illegal immigration, illegal alien, illegal aliens, illegal immigrant, crack down, crack downs, cracking down, foreigner, foreigners, international, bureaucracy, immigration policy, wordplay, word play, pun, puns
"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."
Tags:date, dating, first date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, hamptons, long island, new york, upper class, fancy, pretentious, snob, snobs, snobby, wealthy, wealthy people, rich, rich people, traffic, traffic jam, bumper to bumper, holiday traffic, summer traffic, beach, beaches, expensive, flashy, bad traffic, hamptons traffic, new york traffic, long island traffic, travel, travelling, vacation, vacationing, vacations, holiday, holidays
I love NY - except for you foreigners with too much dough
"Well, it sure looks like Texas, and yet . . ."
Bus for Dogs
Tags:bus, buses, transport, transportation, bus company, dog, dogs, passengers, passenger, role reversal, dogs driving, driving dog, human-like dog, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owners, pet owner, bus driver, bus drivers, coach, coaches, travel, travelling, traveling, traveler, travelers, travellers, traveller, bus tour, bus tours, tourism, tourist, tourists, road trip, road trips, tour group, tour groups
Information: You are a tourist.
Easter eggs hidden around Easter Island.
"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, rush hour, gridlock, congestion, crowded, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, summer, summertime, remember, forgot, forgotten, long wait, long waits, modern life, travel, travelling, traveling, roadtrip, roadtrips, road trip, road trips, stuck, trapped, highway, highways, motorway, motorways
Hotel Disturb Sign
"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."
Tags:plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, screen, screens, legroom, leg, legs, flight, flights, flying, fly, flies, hostess, air, air hostess, cramped, crowded, full, packed, space, no space, less space, economy, economical, economy class, film, in flight, in flight entertainment, in-flight, modern life, modern world, airline, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, travels, travelling
"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"
Tags:cardigan, cardigans, fashion, fashions, clothes, clothing, luggage, suitcase, suit case, pack, packed, packing, travel, travelling, travelling light, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourism, airport, airports, airport security, security, tsa, customs, customs official, officials, bureaucracy, just following the rules, following the rules, nosy, nosiness, search, searching, mess, messy, comment, judging, judging, secure, secured, underpack, overpack, under packed, over packed, under prepare, under prepared, over prepare, over prepared, be prepared, preparation, planning, planned, plan ahead, plan
Snowman going through airport security
Tags:airport, airports, international airport, international airports, flying, air travel, travel, tourism, passenger, passengers, screening, screenings, security screening, security screenings, security, protection, safety, scanner, scanners, metal detector, metal detectors, detector, detectors, officer, officers, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security, snowman, snowmen, carrot, carrots, carrot nose, carrot noses, scarf, scarfs, tray, trays, put all your belongings in the tray, going through airport security, going through security
"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, trip, trips, travel, travelling, traveling, food, heath, healthy, unhealthy, eating habits, unhealthy diet, cholesterol, cholesterol level, picnic, picnics, barbeque, barbecue, barbeques, barbecues, diet, diets, summer, summertime, cookout, cookouts
Grim Reaper on a desert island
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, desert island, desert islands, island, islands, nothing, empty, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, trip, trips, travel, travelling, traveling, tree, trees, palm tree, palm trees, remains, dead, destroyed, destruction, ideal, perfect vacation, perfect holiday
"I like Europe. They're not afraid of a few germs."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, travel, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, travellers, traveller, grub, grubby, unclean, grimy, germ, germs, spreading germs, unhealthy, unwashed, europe, european, beer, beers, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, cultural differences, unsanitary
"Washington, New York; New York, Boston; Boston, Washington. How was your day?"
Tags:business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, businesspeople, businessperson, businesswoman, businesswomen, travel, travelling, corporate culture, corporate, travels, brag, bragging, insincere, work, working, jet, jetting, jet setting, fly, flying, flies, bragged, brags, boast, boasting, boasts, transport
School Trip To The Beach
Tags:washed up, washed, ship, shipwreck, ship wreck, shipwrecked, ship wrecked, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, sea side, kid, kids, child, bus crash, castaway, castaways, schoolbus, school bus, crash, absurd, absurdity, play, playing, free, freedom, freely, run, running, school trip, school trips, travel, travelled, travels, tourists, tourist, tourism
"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."
Tags:rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, safari, safaris, safari guide, safari guides, aggressor, aggressors, aggressive, aggression, anti-american, anti-american rage, underestimate, underestimates, underestimating, american, americans, travel, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, foreign travel, foreign vacation, foreign vacations
Spanish Moss is a soft,silver-gray tropical epiphyte that uses tree limbs for mechanical support.
"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."
Tags:space travel, travel, travels, travelling, traveling, road trip, road trips, song, songs, singalong, singalongs, long drive, long drives, long flight, long flights, flight, flights, air travel, bottles of beer, vacation, vacations, family vacation, family vacations, rocket, rockets, rocketship, rocketships, rocket ship, rocket ships
"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."
Tags:beach vacation, beach vacations, informational cruise, informational cruises, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, travels, cruise, cruises, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, travel company, travel agent, relax, relaxing, relaxation, time off, me time, adventure, adventures, destination, destinations, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, married