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"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."
First Class Travel
"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"
"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."
"For a lot less money I could recommend something similar to provence, …. …. Providence."
"No ocean views but your cabin does overlook the buffet table."
"...And then we have the 'Terrorist Special' where you're shot in the head and then dumped at the airport of your choice."