Traveler Cartoons

"Attention passengers. Flight 369 has been cancelled due to our desire to ruin your life."

"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Bus for Dogs

"We must be in the Village."

"But I take it a canoe trip along the lower Amazon does not appeal."

"I like Europe. They're not afraid of a few germs."

"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."

"They, like, invented retro."

"Gee, honey, this place has got everything."

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."

"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

The World's Easiest Airport

"Why is it that the person using the seat belt before me is always thinner than I am?"

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

"Have you ever checked out London?"

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."