"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."
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air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, announcement, announcements, bad sign, maintenance, maintenance crew, problem, problems, fixing, repairing, repair, repairs, safety, apprehension, foreboding, fear, fearful, anxiety, anxious, transportation"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."
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mt. everest, everest, mount everest, mountain, mountains, the himalayas, nepal, tibet, china, climb, climbing, mountain climbing, climber, climbers, mountain climber, mountain climbers, chore, escalator, escalators, technology, modern, modern life, sherpa, sherpas, white privilege, picnic, picnics, champagne, lazy, laziness, first world privilege, dark tourism, tourism, tourist, tourists, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, trip, trips, easy"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."
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alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, trip, trips, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourism, tourist, tourists, government, governments, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, illegal immigration, illegal alien, illegal aliens, illegal immigrant, crack down, crack downs, cracking down, foreigner, foreigners, international, bureaucracy, immigration policy, wordplay, word play, pun, puns"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, delay, delays, delayed, late, inconvenience, voucher, vouchers, service, customer service, death, life, waiting, wait, long waits, redeem, redeemable, courtesy, wasting time, wasted timeBus for Dogs
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bus, buses, transport, transportation, bus company, dog, dogs, passengers, passenger, role reversal, dogs driving, driving dog, human-like dog, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owners, pet owner, bus driver, bus drivers, coach, coaches, travel, travelling, traveling, traveler, travelers, travellers, traveller, bus tour, bus tours, tourism, tourist, tourists, road trip, road trips, tour group, tour groups"We must be in the Village."
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city, cities, urban, village, villages, town, towns, small town, small towns, rural, lost, confused, confusion, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourism, tourist, tourists, city folk, city slicker, city slickers, city dweller, city dwellers, map, maps, ny, nyc, new york, new york city, greenwich village"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, rush hour, gridlock, congestion, crowded, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, summer, summertime, remember, forgot, forgotten, long wait, long waits, modern life, travel, travelling, traveling, roadtrip, roadtrips, road trip, road trips, stuck, trapped, highway, highways, motorway, motorways"But I take it a canoe trip along the lower Amazon does not appeal."
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travel agent, travel agents, travel agency, travel agencies, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourism, tourist, tourists, canoe, canoes, canoeing, amazon river, amazon, old age, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, fitness, health, bad idea, retirement, retiree, retirees"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, trip, trips, travel, travelling, traveling, food, heath, healthy, unhealthy, eating habits, unhealthy diet, cholesterol, cholesterol level, picnic, picnics, barbeque, barbecue, barbeques, barbecues, diet, diets, summer, summertime, cookout, cookoutsGrim Reaper on a desert island
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, desert island, desert islands, island, islands, nothing, empty, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, trip, trips, travel, travelling, traveling, tree, trees, palm tree, palm trees, remains, dead, destroyed, destruction, ideal, perfect vacation, perfect holiday"I like Europe. They're not afraid of a few germs."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, travel, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, travellers, traveller, grub, grubby, unclean, grimy, germ, germs, spreading germs, unhealthy, unwashed, europe, european, beer, beers, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, cultural differences, unsanitary"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."
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space travel, travel, travels, travelling, traveling, road trip, road trips, song, songs, singalong, singalongs, long drive, long drives, long flight, long flights, flight, flights, air travel, bottles of beer, vacation, vacations, family vacation, family vacations, rocket, rockets, rocketship, rocketships, rocket ship, rocket ships"Let's update our will and go on vacation."
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, travels, traveling, last will and testament, vacation planning, risk, risks, risky, danger, dangerous, travel safety, boredom, bored, relationship rut, relationship ruts, marriage, married, married life, long term relationships, long term relationship, random thoughts, random conversations, discontent, discontented, murder, murdered, murdering, missing person, missing persons, disappear"They, like, invented retro."
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history, historical, ancient, greek, greece, pantheon, temple, temples, column, columns, architecture, ruin, ruins, invention, inventions, invented, inventor, inventors, retro, vintage, antique, travel, tourism, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourist, tourists, backpacker, backpackers, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb"Gee, honey, this place has got everything."
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tourist, tourists, tourism, tours, tour, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, landmark, landmarks, travel, travels, traveling, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, big ben, stonehenge, colosseum, eiffel tower, arc de triomphe"Ça suffit, good buddy!"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, tourist, tourists, tourism, tourist trap, tourist traps, travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, wine, ceramic mug, ceramic mugs, coffee mug, coffee mugs, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, three stars"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."
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travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourism, tourist, tourists, american, americans, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, eagle, eagles, bald eagle, bald eagles, symbol, symbols, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, canadian, canadians, canada, canadian goose, canadian geese, canada goose, canada geese, abroad, international, international travel, going abroad, embarrassed, embarrassing, identity, national identity, politics, government, governments, nationality, nationalitiesSouth Fallsview will not be seen today. Welcome to East Foxboro.
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understudy, understudies, replacement, replacements, replacing, cities, city, town, towns, tourism, tourist, tourists, travel, traveling, travelling, traveller, travellers, travelled, traveled, travels, foxboro, massachusetts, usa, fallsview, canada, ontario, niagara falls, waterfall, waterfalls"Why is it that the person using the seat belt before me is always thinner than I am?"
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air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, seat belt, seat belts, thin, skinny, body image, weight, overweight, fat, obese, obesity, self-confidence, self-esteem, health, fitness, body shape, out of shape, complaint, complaints, complaining"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"
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peddler, peddlers, peddling, pedlar, pedlars, busker, buskers, busking, music, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, orchestra, orchestras, quartet, quartets, string, minor, rhapsody, rhapsodies, symphony, symphonies, entertainment, classical, string instrument, string instruments, concert, concerts, calling, shouting, advertising, travelling, traveling, impromptu, tour, tours, touring, on tour"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"
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greek, greece, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, folklore, underworld, styx, river styx, hades, afterworld, hell, charon, kharon, ferrymen, ferryman, death, dead, life after death, ferry, ferries, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, journey, journeys, trip, trips, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, voyage, voyages, air travel, sea travel, airline, airlines, salted nuts, nuts, mixed nuts, chewing gum, gum, bubblegum, snack, snacks, vendor, vendors, customer service, service, passenger, passengers, customer, customers, soul, soulsBored children on a long car trip
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kid, kids, child, children, bored, boredom, bored to death, boring, sign, signs, window, windows, help, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, road trip, road trips, car trip, car trips, vacation, vacations, family vacation, family vacations, holiday, holidays, family holiday, family holidays, going away, going on vacation, going on holiday, driving, driver, drivers, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, back seat, travel, travelling, traveling, travelling with kids, travelling with children, traveling with kids, travelling with children"Have you ever checked out London?"
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london, travel, travels, traveling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, travelling, world traveler, world travelers, sophisticates, sophisticates, sophisticated, wealthy, rich, riches, dinner party, dinner parties, pretentious, pretentiousness, snob, snobs, snobby, snobbery, cliche, cliches, cliched, vacation, vacations, vacationing