Traveling Cartoons

"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Bus for Dogs

"We must be in the Village."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Hotel Disturb Sign

"But I take it a canoe trip along the lower Amazon does not appeal."

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

Grim Reaper on a desert island

"I like Europe. They're not afraid of a few germs."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

"Let's update our will and go on vacation."

"They, like, invented retro."

"Gee, honey, this place has got everything."

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."

South Fallsview will not be seen today. Welcome to East Foxboro.

"Why is it that the person using the seat belt before me is always thinner than I am?"

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"

Bored children on a long car trip

"Have you ever checked out London?"