Traveller Cartoons

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."

Bus for Dogs

"We must be in the Village."

"But I take it a canoe trip along the lower Amazon does not appeal."

"Miss you, too."

"I like Europe. They're not afraid of a few germs."

"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."

"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."

"They, like, invented retro."

"Gee, honey, this place has got everything."

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."

"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

The World's Easiest Airport

South Fallsview will not be seen today. Welcome to East Foxboro.

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"

"I love travel - it's so much fun to spend money in a different place."

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

"Have you ever checked out London?"

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

"Like so many New Yorkers, I've lived here all my life and never been to the top of the Empire State Building."