"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."
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"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."
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Bus for Dogs
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"We must be in the Village."
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"But I take it a canoe trip along the lower Amazon does not appeal."
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"Miss you, too."
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"I like Europe. They're not afraid of a few germs."
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"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."
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"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."
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"They, like, invented retro."
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"Gee, honey, this place has got everything."
"Ça suffit, good buddy!"
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"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."
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"He says it's not an invasion - it's a cruise."
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"Just ignore them. They're summer people."
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"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."
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The World's Easiest Airport
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South Fallsview will not be seen today. Welcome to East Foxboro.
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"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."
"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"
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"I love travel - it's so much fun to spend money in a different place."
"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."
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"Have you ever checked out London?"
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"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."
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"Like so many New Yorkers, I've lived here all my life and never been to the top of the Empire State Building."
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