"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."
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"This is coach class. Let's lose the smile."
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Hotel Disturb Sign
"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."
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"Washington, New York; New York, Boston; Boston, Washington. How was your day?"
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School Trip To The Beach
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Man (Mostly) Left Buried In Sand
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"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."
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"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."
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"Let's update our will and go on vacation."
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"Gee, honey, this place has got everything."
The World's Easiest Airport
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South Fallsview will not be seen today. Welcome to East Foxboro.
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"I love travel - it's so much fun to spend money in a different place."
"I spy with my little eye—something on fire."
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"Have you ever checked out London?"
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First Class Travel
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"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"
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"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."
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QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.
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"For a desk job, it sure does come with a lot of jet lag."
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"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"
"If you are travelling with small children or if you just need a little extra time, we invite you to board the aircraft at this time."
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"Nassau was impossible, Barbados was touristy, and you know what Trinidad is like. It wasn't until we reached Brazil. . ."
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