"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"
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prison, prisons, dental, insurance, insure, insured, health, dentist, dentists, health insurance, health-insurance, health plan, health-plan, healthcare, health-care, health care, jail, benefit, benefits, jail, jails, logical, law, laws, criminal, criminals, jailbird, jailbirds, treatment, treatments, universal healthcare"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."
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doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, medicals, examine, examines, clinic, hospital, hospitals, house call, house calls, house-call, house-calls, patient, patients, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, professionalism, examination, diagnosis, treatment, dilemma, dilemmas, decision, difficult, difficulty, easy, unnecessary"You're responding beautifully. Let's go ahead and see what happens if we increase your deductible."
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deductible, deductibles, insurance, insurance deductible, insurance deductibles, treatment, treatments, insurance overage, insurance fee, insurance fees, fee, fees, treat, treats, treating, chronic illness, chronic illnesses, high risk, high risk pool, high risk pools, american healthcare, healthcare"I'll have an ounce of prevention."
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"I'd like to help you, but you're in a different H.M.O."
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hmo, h.m.o., h.m.o.s, health insurance, healthcare, coverage, insurance coverage, thorn, thorns, paw, paws, lion, lions, lack of coverage, provide coverage, providing coverage, p.p.o., ppo, ppos, hmos, health maintenance organization, treatment, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, american healthcare"Fortunately, you have the life savings of a man three times your age."
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ill, illness, sick, sickness, in hospital, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, saving, savings, life saving, life saving, wealth, wealthy rich, insurance, medical insurance, insurance policy, insurance policies, unwell, treatment, treatments, cost of treatment, the cots of treatment, unaffordable, expensive, no medical insurance, investment, investments, costly, patient, patients, captive market, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists"Dear Sirs: Yes! I would like to learn more about Rogaine with minoxidil."
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myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, greek, ancient greece, medusa, gorgon, gorgons, monster, monsters, snake, snakes, falling out, hair, hair loss, treatment, treatments, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, medical, doctor, doctors, health, unhealthy, letter, letters, correspondence, androgenic alopecia, alopecia"It takes a while to kick in, but it should do nothing."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, placebo, placebos, nothing, useless, pointless, unhelpful, treatment, treatments, cure, cures"You need to get your cholesterol where your sperm count is."
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low sperm count, sperm count, semen, sperm, high cholesterol, doctor, doctors, doctors office, medical, medical center, medical centre, medical centers, medical centres, physical, check up, check-up, blood work, blood tests, test result, test results, hormones, hormone, hormone imbalance, diagnosis, treatment, male infertility, infertile, sexual health, reproductive health, reproductive system, unimpressed, insulted, insult, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, medical advice"I don't think it's anything serious, but, just to be sure, I'm going to bill you as if it is."
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medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, doctor's office, doctor's offices, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospitals, health, healthcare, health care, health insurance, bill, bills, billing, money, expensive, cost, costs, medical care, treatment, treatments, ill, sick, illness, medical costs, minor illness, serious illness, serious, diagnosis, diagnoses"Congressman, you need a junket."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diagnosis, diagnoses, prescribing, prescription, prescriptions, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, health, politics, politician, politicians, congressman, congressmen, representative, representatives, house of representatives, congress, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., american, america, american politics, junket, junkets, trip, rips, tour, tours, event, events, celebration, celebrations, government, governments, government official, government officials, elected official, elected officials, public funds, tax, taxes, tax money, waste of money, spending public fund, spending tax money, wasteful spending"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."
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doctor, doctors, consolation, unhelpful, medicine, medical, diagnose, diagnosis, worry, worries, patient, patients, worrying, contract, contracted, worried, not helpful, counterproductive, unprofessional, bad, bad medicine, worries, fear, fearful, fears, doctors office, prognosis, treatment, treatments"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."
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businessman, businessmen, business executive, business executives, executive, executives, human, humans, treatment, treated like a human being, executive, executives, boss, bosses, office worker, office workers, unfair, receptionist, receptionists, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, inhumane, inhumanity, cruel, cruelty, mean, nastiness"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"
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rehab, rehabilitate, rehabilitates, rehabilitation, rehabilitating, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, treatment, entering treatment, celebrity, celebrities, fairy tale, fairy tales, story, stories, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, modern update, modern updates, modern life, celebrity culture, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers"Nowadays, Mr. Lambert, we practice preventive medicine. In laymen's terms, this means I don't do a damn thing until I talk to my lawyer."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, treatment, treatments, treating, preventative medicine, preventative healthcare, examination, examinations, exam, exams, broken arm, broken bone, broken bones, laymen, malpractice, medical malpractice, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, legal advice, modern life"It's a medical miracle that you made it through that last medical miracle."
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celebrity, celebrities, trial, trials, treatment, unfair, injustice, injustices, rich, riches, tiered system, justice system, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, celebrity client, celebrity clients, special treatment, fair, fairness, fair trial, unfair, unfair trial, unfairness, american justice, judicial branch, demand, demands, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, upper class"Well, as we thought, it's something gross."
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