Treatments Cartoons

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

"I'm just here for the dental."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"You're responding beautifully. Let's go ahead and see what happens if we increase your deductible."

"I'll have an ounce of prevention."

"Please, Doc - nothing too aggressive. I'm kind of attached to my symptoms."

"Fortunately, you have the life savings of a man three times your age."

"Dear Sirs: Yes! I would like to learn more about Rogaine with minoxidil."

"It takes a while to kick in, but it should do nothing."

"I don't think it's anything serious, but, just to be sure, I'm going to bill you as if it is."

"Congressman, you need a junket."

"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."

"Nowadays, Mr. Lambert, we practice preventive medicine. In laymen's terms, this means I don't do a damn thing until I talk to my lawyer."

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"It's a medical miracle that you made it through that last medical miracle."

"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"

"I'm beginning to think he's crazier than I am."

"I can't afford to take on any new conditions at this time."

"Let the healing begin!"

"Yes, everything—I need a list of all the medications you're on."

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."

"Well, I do have this recurring dream that one day I might see some results."

"While it's not a cure, it does mean a guaranteed income for me."

"If the treatment hasn't helped, Mrs. Jensen, I think the best thing you can possibly do is sue me. Litigation is often very therapeutic."