"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"
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prison, prisons, dental, insurance, insure, insured, health, dentist, dentists, health insurance, health-insurance, health plan, health-plan, healthcare, health-care, health care, jail, benefit, benefits, jail, jails, logical, law, laws, criminal, criminals, jailbird, jailbirds, treatment, treatments, universal healthcare"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diagnosis, diagnoses, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, antibiotic, antibiotics, infection, infections, strategy, strategies, military, general, generals, officer, officers, troop, troops, war, wars, plan of attack, answer, answers"You're responding beautifully. Let's go ahead and see what happens if we increase your deductible."
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deductible, deductibles, insurance, insurance deductible, insurance deductibles, treatment, treatments, insurance overage, insurance fee, insurance fees, fee, fees, treat, treats, treating, chronic illness, chronic illnesses, high risk, high risk pool, high risk pools, american healthcare, healthcare"I'll have an ounce of prevention."
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pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, druggist, druggists, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, healthcare, health care, pill, pills, ounce of cure, pound of prevention, ounce of prevention, cure, cures, treatment, treatments, prevention, preventing, too late, axiom, axioms, worth, quote, quotes, benjamin franklin"Please, Doc - nothing too aggressive. I'm kind of attached to my symptoms."
"Fortunately, you have the life savings of a man three times your age."
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ill, illness, sick, sickness, in hospital, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, saving, savings, life saving, life saving, wealth, wealthy rich, insurance, medical insurance, insurance policy, insurance policies, unwell, treatment, treatments, cost of treatment, the cots of treatment, unaffordable, expensive, no medical insurance, investment, investments, costly, patient, patients, captive market, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists"Dear Sirs: Yes! I would like to learn more about Rogaine with minoxidil."
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myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, greek, ancient greece, medusa, gorgon, gorgons, monster, monsters, snake, snakes, falling out, hair, hair loss, treatment, treatments, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, medical, doctor, doctors, health, unhealthy, letter, letters, correspondence, androgenic alopecia, alopecia"It takes a while to kick in, but it should do nothing."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, placebo, placebos, nothing, useless, pointless, unhelpful, treatment, treatments, cure, cures"I don't think it's anything serious, but, just to be sure, I'm going to bill you as if it is."
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medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, doctor's office, doctor's offices, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospitals, health, healthcare, health care, health insurance, bill, bills, billing, money, expensive, cost, costs, medical care, treatment, treatments, ill, sick, illness, medical costs, minor illness, serious illness, serious, diagnosis, diagnoses"Congressman, you need a junket."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diagnosis, diagnoses, prescribing, prescription, prescriptions, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, health, politics, politician, politicians, congressman, congressmen, representative, representatives, house of representatives, congress, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., american, america, american politics, junket, junkets, trip, rips, tour, tours, event, events, celebration, celebrations, government, governments, government official, government officials, elected official, elected officials, public funds, tax, taxes, tax money, waste of money, spending public fund, spending tax money, wasteful spending"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."
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doctor, doctors, consolation, unhelpful, medicine, medical, diagnose, diagnosis, worry, worries, patient, patients, worrying, contract, contracted, worried, not helpful, counterproductive, unprofessional, bad, bad medicine, worries, fear, fearful, fears, doctors office, prognosis, treatment, treatments"Nowadays, Mr. Lambert, we practice preventive medicine. In laymen's terms, this means I don't do a damn thing until I talk to my lawyer."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, treatment, treatments, treating, preventative medicine, preventative healthcare, examination, examinations, exam, exams, broken arm, broken bone, broken bones, laymen, malpractice, medical malpractice, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, legal advice, modern life"It's a medical miracle that you made it through that last medical miracle."
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medicine, medical, doctor, miracle, medical miracle, reassuring, not reassuring, danger, dangerous, medicine, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, hospital bed, treatment, treatments, miracles, medical miracles, made it through, survive, surviving, diagnosis, diagnoses, patient, patients, unusual"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"
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klan, the klan, robe, robes, wizard, grand wizard, gnome, gnomes, peasant, peasants, patient, patients, examination room, examination, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, treatment, treating, treatments, gown, gowns, pun, puns, play on words, word play, racism, race, disobedience, disobedient, obedient, obedience, obey, obeyed, check-up, check up, checkup, check-ups, checkups, check ups, hood, hoods, hooded, political, politics, ethnicity, nationality"I can't afford to take on any new conditions at this time."
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medication, medications, med, meds, healthcare, prescription charge, prescription charges, health insurance, pharmacy, pharmacies, wealth gap, wealth divide, doctors appointment, doctor's appointment, public health coverage, treatment, treatments, expensive treatment, expensive treatments, medicine, medicines, condition, conditions, medical condition, medical conditions, getting old, ageing, getting older"Let the healing begin!"
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, healing, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, curing, ego, egotistic, egotistical, arrogant, arrogance, self-confident"Yes, everything—I need a list of all the medications you're on."
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medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, overprescribe, overprescribes, overprescribing, overmedicate, overmedicates, overmedicating, drug, drug use, prescription drugs, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, big pharma, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, patient, patients, excessive, treatment, treatments, overmedication, physician, physicians, doctor, doctors, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatric, psychiatry"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."
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medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, doctor's office, doctor's offices, clinic, clinics, appointment, appointments, exam, exams, examination, examinations, check-up, check-ups, checkup, checkups, nurse, patient, patients, treatment, treatments, health, healthcare, pinch, burn, pain, painful, crab, crabs, blowtorch, blowtorches, blow torch, blow torches, flamethrower, flamethrowers, word play, wordplay, going to the doctor"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, visitor, visitors, treatment, treatments, sick, sickness, ill, illness, serious, serious condition, wife, wives, family, families, children, child, kid, kids, decide, decision, decisions, medical decision, medical decisions, feel free, open up, wound, wounds, old wound, old wounds, bad memories, bad memory, ex, exes, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, divorce, divorces, separation, separations, causing trouble, causing problems"Well, I do have this recurring dream that one day I might see some results."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, dream, dreams, dreaming, recurring dream, recurring dreams, result, results, cure, cures, treatment, treatments, medical, medicine, health"While it's not a cure, it does mean a guaranteed income for me."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, sick, sickness, ill, illness, diagnosis, diagnoses, treatment, treatments, treating, cure, cures, income, guaranteed, money, bill, bills, billing, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, greed, greedy, health insurance, medical insurance, insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare"If the treatment hasn't helped, Mrs. Jensen, I think the best thing you can possibly do is sue me. Litigation is often very therapeutic."
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