"I can remember when there would have been a fire truck here in ten minutes, tops!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, tree, trees, stuck, stuck in a tree, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, firefighter, firefighters, firemen, fireman, ladder, ladders, fire truck, fire trucks, firetruck, firetrucks, fire engine, fire engines, time, timely, slow, service, rescue, rescues, rescuing, slow response, response rate
"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."
Tags:business, businessman, business man, business men, businessmen, tree, trees, indoor plant, indoor plants, house plan, houseplants, office plant, office, offices, exec, executive, manager, managers, managerial, management, security, secure, director, directors, interior, minimal, interiors, interior design, empty, room, rooms, unfriendly
Tags:hanukkah, christmas, tree, christmas tree, festival of lights, festival of dedication, chanukah, dreidal, menorah, candle, candles, candle lighting, winter, winter wonderland, snow, snowing, forest, chopping down trees, tree decorating, tree decorations, christians, christian, christianity, jewish, judism, celebrations, religion, religious, multi religion, traditions, traditional, family traditions, shpasik, jtoons
"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, tree, trees, stuck, trapped, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, strange, unusual, bird, birds, bird law, car in a tree, legal system, law, laws, animal, animals, transportation, legal issue, legals issues, legal problem, legal problems, help, aid, up a tree
Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.
"Why should I grow leaves if they're just going to fall back off?"
Tags:teen, teenager, teens, teen-ager, teen-agers, adolescent, adolescence, rebellion, rebel, rebels, leaf, leaves, parent, parenting, parents, raise, raising, angst, angsty, tree, trees, shed leaves, pointless, useless, rebelled, complain, complaining, complains, personified, personify, personification, child, children, kid, kids
Man throws a stick; Dog fetches background
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, puppy, puppies, fetching, fetch, go fetch, play fetch, throwing, throw, stick, sticks, play, playing, houses, house, tree, trees, background, backgrounds, horizon, return, returning, returns, mistake, perspective, draw, drawing, art, optical illusion, optical illusion, trompe l'oeil
"Smokey The Tree"
Tags:smoking, smoker, smokers, smoking ban, public smoking ban, don't smoke, no smoking, lighting up, tobacco, tree, trees, forest, forests, woods, nature, forest fire, forest fires, scolding, scold, scolds, awareness, public service announcement, public service announcements, psa, p.s.a., dangerous, risky, wildfire, wildfires
JANUARY 3RD AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER.
Tags:rockefeller center, christmas tree, christmas trees, rockefeller center plaza, 30 rock, 30 rockefeller center, tree, trees, throw out, throws out, throwing out, toss, tosses, tossing, tip, tips, tipping, trash can, trash cans, toss out, tosses out, tossing out, dump, dumps, dumping, dump out, dumps out, dumping out, lazy, laziness, after christmas, holiday season, end of the holiday season, christmas season, xmas, x-mas
Grim Reaper on a desert island
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, desert island, desert islands, island, islands, nothing, empty, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, trip, trips, travel, travelling, traveling, tree, trees, palm tree, palm trees, remains, dead, destroyed, destruction, ideal, perfect vacation, perfect holiday
"Very few leave the grove!"
Hare reading a book while the tortoise races past
Tags:aesop, aesop's fables, fable, fables, tortoise and the hare, tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, hare, hares, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, book, books, story, stories, character, characters, rest, resting, tree, trees, race, races, racing, read, reading, sport, sports, run, running, runner, runners, writer, writers, author, authors, literature, word play, wordplay, book title, book titles, appropriate book title, appropriate book titles, title, titles, animal, animals
"You look ridiculous."
Tags:tree, trees, nature, wood, woods, forest, forests, hat, hats, fashions, style, styles, personal style, personal styles, fashion sense, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, trend, trends, following trends, fedora, fedoras, hipster, hipsters, modern life, modern fashion, modern fashions, ridiculous, looking silly, looking ridiculous, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrassed
"We should get out to the country more often."
Tags:dog, dogs, country, countryside, escape to the country, back to nature, getting back to nature, the great outdoors, great outdoors, wood, woods, forest, forests, tree, trees, canine, canines, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, tourists, escape, escapism, adventure, adventures, breaks, break
"Do you know how much I love you?"
"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, middle of nowhere, stranded, shipwrecked, castaway, castaways, survivor, survivors, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, living together, live together, long time, look like, similar, same, twin, twins, palm tree, palm trees, tree, trees, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, face, faces, matching, pair, pairs
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet owner, pet owners, dog walking, dog walk, dog walker, dog walkers, tree, trees, pavement, pavements, sidewalk, sidewalks, city, cities, urban, urban life, fence, fences, jail, jails, in jail, prison, prisons, in prison, dog wee, dog weeing, dog peeing, dog urine, dog urinating, tree support, tree supports, street tree, street trees, the street tree project
"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."
Tags:taxi, taxis, taxi cab, taxi cabs, cab, cabs, driving, driver, drivers, cab driver, cab drivers, taxi driver, taxi drivers, transportation, cabbie, cabbies, new age, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, environment, nature, tree, trees, ginkgo, ginkgo tree, ginkgo trees, trend, trends, trendy, hipster, hipsters, park, parks
Tags:tired, tree, trees, sit down, sits down, sitting down, rest, rests, resting, relax, relaxes, relaxation, back, backs, back problem, back problems, back trouble, arbor, arbor day, arboreal, arboretum, senior, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, old age pensioner, pensioner, pensioners, pension, pensions
"Just a little off the top and shape the back."
Tags:garden, gardens, gardening, yardwork, gardener, gardeners, trimming, cutting, pruning, tree, trees, branch, branches, environment, nature, arborist, arborists, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, arboriculture, foliage, hair, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, barber, barbers, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairstylist, hairstylists, directing
"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."
Tags:canada, forest, forests, woods, trees, tree, wild, wilderness, camping, camp, camper, campers, outdoors, great outdoors, tent, tents, canoe, canoes, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunk, vodka, not enough, running out, bored, boredom, dull, boring, middle of nowhere, nature, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, trip, trips, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."
Tags:tree, trees, nature, fruit tree, fruit trees, fruit-tree, fruit-trees, hothouse, hothouses, hot house, hot houses, pear, pears, pear tree, pear trees, spring, springtime, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, peartree, peartrees, instruct, instruction, instructions, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misinterpret, misinterpretation, confuse, confusing, confused
Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.
Tags:sir isaac newton, newton's law, newton's laws of motion, gravity, gravitational pull, float, floating, mathematician, math, mathematics, maths, apple, apples, apple tree, apple trees, tree, trees, science, scientist, scientists, friend, friends, ridicule, ridiculed, poking fun, teasing, discovery, discoveries, discovered, theory, theories
"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"
Tags:tree, trees, photosynthesis, expel, oxygen, breathe, breathing, breath, forest, forests, wood, woods, gross, perspective, yucky, o2, inhaling, inhale, perspectives, different, biologist, biologists, botanist, botanists, botany, plant, plants, plant life, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, grossout, grossing out, farts, gas, gases, gaseous