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"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

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"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"Organic is nice, but haven't you got anything digital?"

"Thanks. It's vintage."

"I don't know how it started, either. All I know is that it's part of our corporate culture."

"Well, we gave up on those chopsticks pretty quickly didn't we?"

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"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"

"This is my friend Ted, and this is Ted's lower-priced knockoff."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

Gotta Fly

"Notice anything different about me?"

"Going rimless, with raw, jagged edges, is very hot right now."

"It comes in midnight gray, charcoal gray, slate gray, and gray."

"I love it!"

"It's a man purse, but I have a gun in it."

"Eyeliner is back!"

"The two things that really drew me to vinyl were the expense and the inconvenience."

"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

"You look ridiculous."