"Innocence is no excuse."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, innocent, innocence, ignorant, ignorance, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, crime, legal principle, legal principles, ignorantia juris non excusat, ignorantia legis neminem excusat, legal doctrine, knowledge of the law, ignorance of the law is no excuse, word play, wordplay"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."
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procedure, procedures, medical procedure, medical procedures, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, experiment, experiments, experimental, medication, medications, gas, gasoline, petrol, pump, pumps, fill her up, fill 'er up, service station, service stations, petrol station, petrol stations, trial, trials, trial clinic, trial clinics, technique, techniques, new technique, new techniques, hospital bed, hospital beds, hospitalized, hospitalization"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, bias, prejudice, prejudiced, biased, judicial impartiality, impartial, impartiality, corrupt, corruption, blatant, obvious, disqualifying, recusing, judicial disqualification, judicial recusal, good news, fair"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."
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judge, judges, court, courtrooms, courtroom, law, laws, crime, crimes, criminals, criminal, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, defense, defence, defense attorney, prosecutor, solicitor, barrister, trial lawyer, defense attorneys, judging, ruling, rules, indignant, individual, individuals, character, characters, trial lawyers, defendant, defendants, guilty, not guilty, guilt, jury, honor, juries, weak defense"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."
"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."
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not guilty, not-guilty, verdict, verdicts, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, obedience training, puppy training, puppy trainer, puppy trainers, canine, canines, dog behaviour, canine behaviour, dog behavior, canine behavior, court, courts, trial, trials, courtroom, courtrooms, innocence, dog owner, dog owners, pet, pets"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"
"You can't plead cute."
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plead, pleads, plea, pleas, plea deal, plea deals, plea bargain, plea bargains, court, courts, courtroom, courtroom, innocent, innocence, innocent look, innocent looks, puppy, puppies, dog, dogs, adorable, verdict, verdicts, trial, trials, defendant, defendants, defense attorney, defense attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, soulful, big eyes, big-eyed, doe-eyed"No, I don't think your decisions are too Draconian. Do you think my decisions are too Draconian?"
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court, courts, courthouse, courthouses, trial, trials, case, cases, decision, decisions, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, draconian, old-fashioned, strict, harsh, opinion, opinions"Judgement Day: Division Four"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecution, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness, witness, bailiff, bailiffs, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, day in court, justice, chaos, confusion, judgement day, american court system, punishments, sentence, sentences, sentencing, crime, criminal, criminals, media, press, journalist, journalists, reporter, reporters, jury, juries, juror, jurors, murder, murders, homicide, swearing in, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence"My question is for the medical examiner."
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law, laws, legal, legality, legalism, legalisms, jury, juries, juror, jurors, jury duty, duty, court, court of law, courts, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, judicial, judiciary, foreman, fore, trial, trialled, trialed, trials, excuse, excuses, doctor, doctors, check up, check-up, check ups, check-ups, checkup, checkups, tv, medical examiner, medical examiners, loophole, workaround, selfish, selfishness"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"
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lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, insult, insults, insulting, tantrum, tantrums, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, justice, justices, impartial, frustration, frustrations, boil over, boils over, boiling over, irritation, irritations, irritated, irate, trial, trials"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."
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lawyer, lawyers, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, appeal, appeals, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts, defendant, defendants, convict, convicts, escape plan, prison break, prison breaks, escape plans, jail break, jail breaks"I had a pretty sleazy lawyer, but evidently not sleazy enough."
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sleazy lawyer, sleazy lawyers, sleaziness, defence lawyer, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defence lawyers, attorney, attorneys, court lawyer, court lawyers, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, jail sentence, jail sentences, jail, jails, prison sentence, prison sentences, conviction, convictions, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts"Call it 'legislating from the bench,' if you will, but on this occasion I should like to repeal the First Amendment."
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legislating from the bench, constitution, us constitution, bill of rights, constitutional right, constitutional rights, first amendment, activist judge, activists judges, judge, judges, judicial system, judicial systems, overreach, overreaches, overreaching, legislation, legislate, legislating, trial, trials, appeals court, appeals courts, appellate court, appellate courts, supreme court"Isn't it true that you did not love the victim, as you claim, but, in point of fact, feigned affection for the sole purpose of obtaining tuna fish?"
"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, education, schooling, literacy, literate, illiterate, illiteracy, student, students, bad student, bad students, studying, big words, intelligence, language, vocab, vocabulary, learned, forgetting, forgot, unprofessional, unqualified"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, against the law, legal, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defence, deense, logic, illogical, logical, guilt, guilty, word play, wordplay, confused, confusion, confusing"Come now, give the system a chance."
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hammer, hammers, nail, nails, predator, predators, prey, unfair, trial, trials, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, bias, biased, black lives matter, victim, victims, defendant, defendants, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, unequal, unequal justice, justice system, minority, minorities, human rights, fair trial, fair trials, constitutional right"Don't make me come down there."
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prosecutor, prosecutors, witness, witnesses, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense, judge, judges, parent, parents, parenting, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, taunt, taunts, taunting, attorney, attorneys, backseat, road trip, road trips, car trip, car trips, long drive, long drives, restless, restlessness"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."
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co-counsel, co-counsels, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, dog, dogs, solicitor, solicitors, judge, judges, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, dog person, dog people, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, counselor, counselor, counsellors, counsellors, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, client, clients, judge, judges, law, legal, justice, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, trial, trials, problem, problems, stress, stressed, stressful, yoga, yoga position, yoga positions, yoga pose, yoga poses, handstand, handstands, meditation, meditating, fitness, exercise"We have testimony that you walk like a duck and you quack like a duck. Tell the court - are you a duck?"
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