Trials Cartoons

Trials Cartoons

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"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."

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"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

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"You can't plead cute."

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"I'll work on the appeal. You try to escape."

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"What are you - some kind of justice freak?"

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"Isn't it true that you did not love the victim, as you claim, but, in point of fact, feigned affection for the sole purpose of obtaining tuna fish?"

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"How did this case ever get so far?"

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"Come now, give the system a chance."

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"Don't make me come down there."

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"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

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"We have testimony that you walk like a duck and you quack like a duck. Tell the court - are you a duck?"

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"As a mitigating circumstance, may I say that my client's getaway car was a hybrid."

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"Make eye contact with the jury, but not homicidal-maniac eye contact."

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"As unbelievable as it may seem to you today, this court was once a puppy, too."

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"Your Honor, wrong robe."

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"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."

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"You were hungry? Case dismissed."

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"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

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"Here are your choices. You can plead guilty."

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"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."

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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

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"Call it 'legislating from the bench,' if you will, but on this occasion I should like to repeal the First Amendment."

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"If she sings it's over."

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"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"

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"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."

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