"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."
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"You seem perfectly healthy to me."
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"You've lived many lives, all as an accountant."
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"Where the conspiracy theories of the right overlap the conspiracy theories of the left, you'll find Richard."
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"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."
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"You're right—they did charge you for the Heimlich maneuver."
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"Hey, you said you were passing money under the table. This is a subpoena!"
Russian Doll Christmas
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"Apple pie! This is no trick, is it?
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"It's lovely. Did you do it yourself?"
Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe
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Iced drink antidote
(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"
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"How did you come to name your boat the Revenge, Captain?"
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"It makes them feel special."
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Wait! That just the bluebird of material satisfactions!"