"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."
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"The trick, as I see it, is to insulate yourself with layers of deadwood."
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'Something New for the Holidays'
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"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
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The Devil making snow angels.
"She thinks I think it's real latte, but I know decaf when I taste it."
"How about moving in a little closer?"
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Spider's Web Trampoline
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Cat and mouse tennis court
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"You will be going on a long walk."
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"You've lived many lives, all as an accountant."
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"No guarantees, right?"
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"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."
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"At this time, we would like to welcome all platinum priority members to board."
"That's a real nice touch, Lenny."
"You're right—they did charge you for the Heimlich maneuver."
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"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"
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"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."
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"Are you really noah?"
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"Where there's smoke, there's mirrors."
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"You are about to be swallowed whole!"
Desert Island Dinner