"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."
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evolution, evolve, evolves, evolving, flap, flaps, flapping, penguin, penguins, flightless bird, flightless birds, bird, birds, try, tries, trying, try hard, trying hard, antarctica, south pole, fly, flies, flying, hard work, value of hard work"Of course, if this one flops we're done."
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flop, flops, plan z, fail-safe, fail-safes, plan, plans, planning, plan b, hierarchy, hierarchies, incompetent, incompetence, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate culture, executive, executives, planning commission, planning commissions, last ditch, last ditch effort, last ditch efforts, effort, efforts, try, tries, trying"I used to be a dog-walker."
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dog, dogs, dog person, dog people, dog lover, dog lovers, dog-walker, dog-walkers, dog-walking, job, jobs, unemployed, fired, fire, fires, firing, let go, clinging on to the past, chat up, chats up, chatted up, chatting up, pick up line, pick up lines, flirt, flirts, flirted, try, tried, tries, trying, attempt to impress, attempting to impress, irresponsible, responsibility"We've TRIED sun, surf , and sand. Do you have anything in the way of darkness, darkness, despair?"
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travel, travelling, travels, travelled, travel agent, travel agents, sun, surf, sand, holiday, holiday spot, despair, sad, gloomy, darkness, dark, try, tried, tries, trying, option, options, vacation, vacations, holidaying, vacationing, holidayed, vacationed, holiday spot, holiday spots, change, changes, changing, changed, grim"Go and air your pheromones somewhere else."
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pheromone, pheromones, hormone, hormones, air, airs, airing, air out, airs, out, aired out, attract, attracting, attracted, attracts, not working, attempt, attempts, attempting, attempted, try, tries, trying, tried, husband, husbands, wife, wives, not attracted, not interested, no interest, tell him off, told him off, tells him off, telling him off, married couple, married couples, bitter relationship, bitter relationships"I used to be in advertising. Remember 'Buy this, you morons'? That was mine."
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advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, marketing department, marketing departments, show off, pompous, ostentatious, shows off, showing off, showed off, date, dates, dating, dated, social gathering, social gatherings, impress, impressing, impressed, impressed, try, trying, tries, tried, vaht up, chats up, chatted up, pick up line, pick up lines, flirt, flirts, flirted, slogan, slogans, marketing tagline, taglines, taglineA snake attempts to wrap a present
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present, presents, gift, gifts, christmas present, christmas presents, birthday present, birthday presents, wrapping presents, wrapping, wrap, wraps, wrapped, tying a bow, bow, bows, ribbon, ribbons, tying ribbon, trapped, tangled, trap, tangle, tangles, try, trying, tries, attempts, attempt, attempted, snake, snakesA snake attempts to wrap a present
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present, presents, gift, gifts, christmas present, christmas presents, birthday present, birthday presents, wrapping presents, wrapping, wrap, wraps, wrapped, tying a bow, bow, bows, ribbon, ribbons, tying ribbon, trapped, tangled, trap, tangle, tangles, try, trying, tries, attempts, attempt, attempted, snake, snakesTrying to grow up.
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street, streets, pavement, pavements, homeless, homelessness, beg, begs, begging, money, grow up, growing up, educate, education, try, tries, trying, expense, expensive, afford, unaffordable, trying, donate, donating, donation, seek, seeks, seeking, charity, plead for, change, changing, changes"I've seen most of Spike Lee's movies, so I know what you must be going through."
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film, films, blm, black sentiments, black sentiment, ordeal, ordeals, civil rights, activist, activism, social change, movie, movie director, movie directors, film director, film directors, relate, trying to relate, try, tries, tried, trying, relate, relates, relating, related, relates, attempt, attempts, attempted, attempting, different races, different experiences, shallow, shallowness, show understanding, shows understanding, black person, black people"I tried counting mail-in ballots but it took too long."
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sheep, count, counts, counting, counted, mail-in ballot, mail-in ballots, ballot, ballots, try, tries, trying, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, slept, too long, time consuming, attempt, attempted, attempts, attempting, election, elections, voter, voters, voting, voted, voting, mail-in vote, mail-in votes, us election, nov 2020, 2020 election"Try splashing me now."
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witch, witches, spell, spells, curse, curses, cursing, cursed, splash, splashing, splashes, splashed, swimming pool, swimming pools, try, tries, tried, trying, shape shift, shape shiftedAcme Sandwich Boards
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sandwich board, sandwich boards, sign, signs, signboard, signboards, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, sale, sales, salesman, salesmen, sales person, sell, sells, selling, sold, announcement, announcements, street, streets, try, tries, tried, trying, job, jobs"Wow, you've got to try this combination."
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rat, rats, mice, mouse, cheese, eat, eats, eating, snack, snacks, snacking, wine, drink, drinks, drinking, cheese and wine, wine and cheese, pair, pairs, pairing, wine pairing, wine pairings, combination, combinations, combine, combines, combining, shock, shocks, shocking, try, tries, trying, adventurous, rodent, rodents, pest, pests"We'd love to start a family, but we're going to wait until we have enough bandwidth."
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family, families, parent, parents, modern family, modern families, money, bandwidth, afford, affords, affording, afforded, children, child, kid, kids, baby, babies, try, trying, tried, tries, reason, reasons, technology, technologies, internet, first world issue, first world issues, first world problem, first world problems