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"I'm beginning to think it's salsa that's causing your mood swings."
"Here we have the ultimate in civilized weaponry - a gun that refuses to fire except in the hands of a duly accredited member of a well-regulated militia."
"Living brings up a lot of issues for him."
"I'm sorry I ever said that was cute."
"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"
"My trigger finger is itchy."
"Since my office went business casual, I've been having this identity crisis. I mean, am I still a suit?"