"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."
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"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."
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Tags:matryoshka, matryoshka doll, matryoshka dolls, nesting doll, nesting dolls, doll, dolls, nested doll, nested dolls, eulogy, coffin, coffins, death, dead, died, dying, die, funeral, funerals, bereavement, bereaved, eulogy, eulogies, pay respects, visual gag, visual joke, remembrance, ornament, ornaments, trinket, trinkets, tat
"We'll be paying for the prairie, the forests, and the streams with this credit card, which is just as good as—if not better than—trinkets."
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"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."
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"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."
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Old man on the mountain selling stuff on a blanket with a sign saying "Prices as marked".
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"Would the owner of the dead plants and the embarrassingly juvenile trinkets please return to your cubicle - you've left your desk lamp on."
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"Plastic novelty squirty flower ... ! Plastic novelty squirty flower ... !"
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