"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."
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"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, trip, trips, travel, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourism, tourist, tourists, government, governments, immigration, immigrant, immigrants, illegal immigration, illegal alien, illegal aliens, illegal immigrant, crack down, crack downs, cracking down, foreigner, foreigners, international, bureaucracy, immigration policy, wordplay, word play, pun, puns
"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, road, roads, roadtrip, roadtrips, road trip, road trips, vacation, vacations, trip, trips, holiday, holidays, sign, signs, road sign, road signs, religion, religious, bible, old testament, psalm, psalms, psalm 23, david, king david, the lord is my shepherd, valley of the shadow of death, death, evil, fear, valley, valleys, shadow, shadows, word play, wordplay
"And, while I'm away, you'll be in the good hands of my oversight committee."
Tags:oversight, oversights, oversight committee, oversight committees, absence, absences, long absence, long absences, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, head of household, heads of household, household, households, husband, husbands, useless, uselessness, house sitter, house sitters, house sitting, trip, trips, long trip, long trips, supervisor, supervisors, supervision
"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."
Tags:vacations, worry, wait, problems, psychology, leisure, anxiety, seasons, summer, holiday, holidays, vacation, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, worrier, worriers, worries, worried, stress, stresses, create stress, creating stress, forgetful, forgetting, forget, forgets, long vacation, long vacations, trip, trips, packing, packed, last minute, mankoff
"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, trip, trips, travel, travelling, traveling, food, heath, healthy, unhealthy, eating habits, unhealthy diet, cholesterol, cholesterol level, picnic, picnics, barbeque, barbecue, barbeques, barbecues, diet, diets, summer, summertime, cookout, cookouts
Grim Reaper on a desert island
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, desert island, desert islands, island, islands, nothing, empty, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, trip, trips, travel, travelling, traveling, tree, trees, palm tree, palm trees, remains, dead, destroyed, destruction, ideal, perfect vacation, perfect holiday
"Wow-free sky hoagies!"
Tags:philadelphia, fish, fishing, fishes, fishing trip, sandwich, sandwiches, hoagie, hoagies, sub, subs, food, fooled, fools, ignorant, stupid, obvious, hypocritical, parallel, parallels, vacation, trip, trips, foods, water, lake, lakes, canoe, canoes, vacations, trap, trapped, hook, hooks, hooked, foolish, danger, dangerous
"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
Tags:businessperson, businesspeople, businessperson, spill, spills, spilling, expert, experts, expertise, sidewalk, sidewalks, clumsy, clumsiness, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, crowd, crowds, crowded sidewalk, crowded sidewalks, fall, falls, falling, trip, trips, tripping, klutz, klutzy, klutziness, assist, assistance, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, first world problem, first world problems
"Mommy, I don't think that was a Children's Advil."
Tags:ibuprofen, prescription, prescriptions, hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinate, hallucinates, hallucinating, hallucination, hallucinations, drug, trip, trips, trippy, psychedelic, psychedelics, wrong medication, wrong medications, medication, medications, medicating, drug abuser, drug abusers, drug abuse, drugged, overdose, overdoses, overdosing, pink elephants
Caveman Trips On Newly Invented Wheel
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, the wheel, wheel, slapstick, pratfall, pratfalls, trip, trips, tripped, slip, slips, slipped, slipping, hazard, health and safety
"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"
Tags:greek, greece, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, folklore, underworld, styx, river styx, hades, afterworld, hell, charon, kharon, ferrymen, ferryman, death, dead, life after death, ferry, ferries, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, journey, journeys, trip, trips, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, voyage, voyages, air travel, sea travel, airline, airlines, salted nuts, nuts, mixed nuts, chewing gum, gum, bubblegum, snack, snacks, vendor, vendors, customer service, service, passenger, passengers, customer, customers, soul, souls
"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"
"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."
Tags:canada, forest, forests, woods, trees, tree, wild, wilderness, camping, camp, camper, campers, outdoors, great outdoors, tent, tents, canoe, canoes, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunk, vodka, not enough, running out, bored, boredom, dull, boring, middle of nowhere, nature, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, trip, trips, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
"Congressman, you need a junket."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diagnosis, diagnoses, prescribing, prescription, prescriptions, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, health, politics, politician, politicians, congressman, congressmen, representative, representatives, house of representatives, congress, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., american, america, american politics, junket, junkets, trip, rips, tour, tours, event, events, celebration, celebrations, government, governments, government official, government officials, elected official, elected officials, public funds, tax, taxes, tax money, waste of money, spending public fund, spending tax money, wasteful spending
Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.
Tags:greek, greece, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, folklore, underworld, styx, river styx, hades, afterworld, hell, charon, kharon, ferrymen, ferryman, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapersdeath, dead, life after death, afterlife, ferry, ferries, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, trip, trips, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, voyage, voyages, air travel, sea travel, airline, airlines, customer service, service, passenger, passengers, customer, customers, soul, souls, tip, tips, tipping, tipping jar, tipping jars, tip jar, tip jars, gratuity, gratuities, religion, religious
"Thanks - it was so fabulously regional. I mean, I can't close my eyes without seeing fajitas and Georgia O'Keeffe."
Tags:cocktail party, cocktail parties, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, traveler, travelers, traveling, traveller, travellers, travelling, trip, trips, regional, culture, cultural, rich people, rich, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, art, artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, paintings, work of art, artwork, fajita, fajitas, food, foods
"I should have known - I hate the beach."
Viva Las Vegas.
Tags:vegas, las vegas, city of sin, children, child, betting, drinking, drinks, restaurant, restaurants, gambling, gamble, gambles, casino, casinos, family, families, journey, journeys, travel, travelling, tourist, tourism, vacation, vacations, viva, annoy, annoying, unsuited, confuse, confused, confusing, different, tip, tipping, tips, tipped, trip, trips
"I could have sworn that mesa was a whole lot father away!"
"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."
Watching Your Step
Tags:atlas, world on your shoulders, banana, bananas, banana peel, banana skin, banana skins, trip, tripping, tripping up, slip, fall, slipping, falling, slapstick, slapstick humour, slapstick comedy, greek mythology, ancient greeks, the ancient greeks, titanomachy, endure, enduring, endurance, accident, accidents, watch your step, watching your step
"Have a safe trip!"
Tags:history, historical, medieval, castle, castles, princess, princesses, queen, queens, royal, royalty, damsel, damsels, king, kings, prince, princes, knight, knights, armour, armor, suit of armor, suit of armour, knight in shining armor, knight in shining armour, weapon, weapons, soldier, soldiers, marching, war, wars, battle, battles, fighting, army, armies, dangerous, danger, risk, risky, trip, trips, travel, travelling, traveling, seeing off, saying goodbye, goodbye, goodbyes, casual, farewell, farewells, safe, safety
"I do beg your pardon! Some force seems to be pulling me inexorably to the right."
Tags:conservative, conservatives, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, corporate, corporate world, republican, republicans, right wing, right wing ideology, right wing politics, right wing view, right wing views, pedestrian, pedestrians, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, conservatism, economically conservative, economic conservatism, trip, tripping, tripped up, tripping up, stumble, stumbled, stumbling
Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone
Tags:ice cream, ice-cream, cone, cones, ice, gelato, sorbet, sherbert, frozen, dessert, desserts, food, kid, kids, child, children, accident, accidents, mishap, mishaps, trip, stumble, clumsy, spill, drop, fall, falling, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, mess, messy, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, shop, shops, store, stores, parlor, parlors, parlours, parlour, 13, thirteen, unlucky, misfortune