"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
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"I blame the Clinton Administration."
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"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"
"Your squash medley will be right out, sir."
"I could have sworn that mesa was a whole lot father away!"
Watching Your Step
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"I do beg your pardon! Some force seems to be pulling me inexorably to the right."
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Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.
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"Believe me, there's a difference between fairy dust and pixie dust, but this is gravel from your driveway."
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"When I'm really bored I just lick myself and trip out."
"The aisle seats are reserved for passengers who like to trip other passengers as they go to the restroom."
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