"Are we there yet?"
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"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."
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A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.
"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."
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The White House's Trojan Horse
"On the other hand, it's not like I wake up every morning thinking, Omigod, I wish I had a giant wooden horse."
"We're going to try to negotiate first."
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A Real Pinata Surprise
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"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"
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"We could always regift it."
"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."
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"There's something I have to tell you."
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" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."
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"This might work, but management will never approve it..."
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"Who ordered a pizza?"