"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
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The Judgment of Paris
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A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.
"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."
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Man-Slaying Hector's Farewell to Eggplant-Cooking Andromache
"Hey, we'd fight to the last Spartan if this rain would let up."
"We're going to try to negotiate first."
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A Real Pinata Surprise
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"How do we know it's not full of consultants?"
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"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."
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" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."
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"This might work, but management will never approve it..."
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