"With a real live woman right here, why would you turn to the Internet for an argument?"
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"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."
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"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"
"He's not very exciting in social situations but on the net he's a wildman."
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"They're powered by Internet outrage."
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Gauntlet Cards, Respond at Your Own Risk
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"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"
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"Who's that trip-tipping, woefully underinsured, over my bridge?"
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"How Much Everyone Got Upset in Real Life."
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"I'd hate to think there's a national discussion I'm not part of."
"The peasants are mercilessly ridiculing you online."
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Snow White and the Seven Concern Trolls
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"No, you can't roll in it."
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"I want a filthy little divorce!"
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Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.
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"I'm your problem."
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"I only talk politics on the web, pal, and I don't use me real name."
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Comments: The All-Comments Magazine
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"So you just assume that every stranger you meet with a vaguely Russian accent is some sort of bot?"
"Bile exits the gallbladder, passes through the cystic duct, gets released into the intestines, and, ultimately, winds up on the Internet."
"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."
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"Jeff's trying to get his Facebook friends back down to zero."
Infrastructure Blocked by Troll
"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."