Trophy Cartoons

"So he got a trophy for good sportsmanship – that doesn't mean he won't go to law school."

"We lost!"

Santa Claus reads a newspaper while Rudolph's head is mounted on a wall behind him.

"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

"Jalapeño was our first bagel to go platinum."

'I'd rather be hunting.'

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"And that's a huge colander."

"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."

A bowling ball reading in its living room; hunting trophies with mounted bowling pins are hanging on the wall behind it.

Arc De Participation

"I didn't catch it, Haskins--I bought it. Which is precisely the point."

"Of course, I was more competitive in those days."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"It's what he'd want, Mom—they're all together now."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Input From The Front Office

"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."

"It's my not-being-able-to-participate-due-to-a-scheduling-conflict ribbon!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"He was very old and quite sick."

"So that's where you were last night."